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@morgan_twts My first school anthem. Ekiti State anthem. I don't even remember the anthems of the other schools I attended😭😂

Prime, Netflix left Nigeria. TikTok, Instagram doesn’t pay Nigerian creators because low priority, guess why? Twitter, Facebook and YouTube pay way less per Nigerian viewer. Roll outs, perks, only get to us after years of creators in other climes enjoying them. There’s no light. There’s no regulation of rent. Data tariff increases depending on the network provider’s mood. Fuel is 1300 per liter. Fuel has become lighter, evaporates quicker. 5 liters of 2022 is not same as now. But yeah!!! Bring your tax. File your tax! I won’t give you job but if you create one for yourself, I still won’t make it easy for you because I’ll make sure bulk of your money goes to rent payment and electricity. And things will also get ridiculously expensive because $1 is 1450 naira. But yeah, FILE YOUR FUCKING TAX!!! We pay VAT per online transaction. We pay VAT per light purchase. We pay VAT per every purchase or transaction. But hold on… FILE YOUR TAX!!!! And no matter what ridiculousness that happens, we swear that the “next one” that will “definitely” be our tipping point. Bloody hell!

@hamxajnr Yessss🥲

@hamxajnr I want to see the hairline!!!!

@yosore23 Chai!

She don finally wake, wake up to her heart broken💔😭

I don't really take pictures 🥲

@mobiiszn Chai! Wasn't expecting this one🥲

“your preeq is showing” yessss! that’s why i bought it!😁

@miles4pf_x NMWFPW😩

As a woman please level up financially, the world is cruel to pooor women.

@miles4pf_x Followed you and requested already

Comment hi if you want to join the USA engagements🇺🇸🇺🇸, wanna tweets dey enter from Florida to North Dakota

@bigjojoagain Chai! So sorry

The amount of times I have been hugged in my whole life isn't up to 5🙁

@f3ranmie Now I'm going to be laughing in the bathroom tomorrow morning 😂

whenever I wear that glove sponge, I dey always feel like primary school pikin wey wan do "we are the choosing generation" choreography

@hoesluvvjason Sure

@https_bdgmh same ngl.😭 mutuals?🙇🏾

Na every morning I dey expect make my tweet don bang overnight🥲

@TheAbdulmuhiz The fact that they don't speak bad of the dead at all🥲

People have many good things to say about you, you just have to die first.

@TheAbdulmuhiz Chai😂 E sweet sha😂

@https_bdgmh Nah wetin I chop last night be that now😂 the update Don cast😂

Ladies and gentlemen!... Introducing: Suya Egusi 😭

@UfotUbon Sleep keh😂

You people don’t sleep? 😂

@UfotUbon Sooooo, what next?

Only interact with this tweet from 11:13 PM to 4:23 AM. If you’re early… wait. If you’re late… you missed it.

@hthieblot Now, how do I reduce my followers? 🥲😂

The next billion-dollar founder has 22 followers on X rn. I will find you & fund you!

@f3ranmie They no dey put better ingredients again.

bro, I no dey enjoy Suya the way I dey always enjoy am when we small💔

@1ssve Now I've to go back to Apple Music 🥲😂

Nahhh the quality difference of Spotify and Apple Music is insane 😭

@ThatSuccess_ Everywhere go fess shey kini😭😂

My friend forgot his laptop on the floor in my room. My grandma thought it was a scale. In conclusion, my grandma weighs 570k 😭💔