iancanwrite

If I mysteriously disappear, this will be why

Tabloid journalism.

@mynamesnotkarl Actually, we did. They were surprisingly chill about it and didn't even take me up on paying for any dental work. I'm friends with this person now. And it turns out they were lying about the Rubik's Cube.

@iancanwrite Please tell me you hired this person

@reallornaleeson Oh my

A VERY British exchange ensues. ‘I’m SO sorry!’ ‘No, really it’s FINE’ (It wasn’t fine). Mortified. 25 minutes of journey left. Both of us pinned in seat. Her white linen outfit now pink. My face matching. All other commuters studiously avoiding eye contact.

Thread. In my 20’s I worked in London and lived in various places in and out of the city. The most depressing being a house share in Harlow with a girl who would go nuts if I didn’t stack the plates in colour order. To stay sane I spent a lot of time socialising after work.

@JuliShirey Fairly sure he wouldn't be able to say period

@iancanwrite Ben Shapiro is the problem. Period.

Good comeback

The world's largest receiver of stolen goods

@AlDewinnett The Barbarian?

I am so dead

Respect

Another Trump loser

Boobies

Just some dumb racist

Van update: Woke up this morning and it's gone. I got a friend request from someone I don't know on Facebook though. Those initials look familiar...

Still there

A van has been parked outside my house all day.

Prince Philip is 99 years old today! HAPPY BIRthday.... oh...

I'll get to Laura Ingraham one day

So many pictures of Melania look like she is some sort of art house horror film

MELANIA