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@Biscuit_Anubis Maybe there will be lots of conditional color fixing (like mana forks that can produce any color but can only be used on instants/sorceries).

@MTGGoldfish Maybe I’m just not WUBRG enough but all of the converge cards look too weak for constructed (outside of maybe some sneaky Tam lists) and too much of a pain to build around in limited. I love most of what I’ve seen but that mechanic seems like a miss

If you can make this work, it's quite a swing for six mana, albeit at sorcery speed unlike Jeskai Revelation. More previews at mtgpreviews.com/SOS Source: magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-…

@L_Alexander02 It's middling in Codie because if you hit it off of Codie's ability it's a dead spell since casting it without paying the spell's mana cost would mean X = 0.

@SaffronOlive Absolutely banana’s card in Codie. Also why isn’t this a lesson

Six mana, draw five, deal five, gain five seems pretty decent in a 5C deck.

@Awk20000 I guess those chill, island vibes wore off.

Hasan calls out Stanford administration for downsizing the venue in his upcoming speech on campus "They're saying the admin changed it..this was literally a 1k person venue that was f'in sold out..they swapped it to a 350 person venue..so now approximately 700 ppl..not gonna be able to attend” “Out of nowhere, cancelled the event & put it in 350 person room..it’s crazy, ur causing unnecessary enmity as the administration for ur students, like I'm doing this sh*t for free..I'm fine not going to Stanford..I'm doing this for ur students..so silly, so ridiculous"

@cZairAI @SaffronOlive Two color harms are generally structured so that two of the choices are mono-color effects while the third is a shared effect between the two colors.

@SaffronOlive Witherbloom Charm is weird to gain 5 life as a BG card. But seems good.

The rest of the Secret of Strixhaven charms, and they all look pretty pushed!

@CuckMyBiscuits Forcing opponents to sacrifice artifacts is a primary effect in red. Red forcing opponents to sacrifice lands/artifacts (and even permanents with enough mana) has been in the game since pre-Modern.

@SaffronOlive Color pie break tbh why tf would a red and white card make someone sacrifice

Lorehold Charm!

@MTGGoldfish Who would hire someone named Professor Fel? Was Dean Destruction not available?

Exchanging Putrefy's instant speed for one life gained. More previews at mtgpreviews.com/SOS Source: magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-… 🎨: @Nereida_art

@SaffronOlive 1. Blow up opponents' Sol Rings 2. Bring back your own Sol Ring 3. Lash out opponents because they have Sol Ring and you don't

'White plague' is on the rise in the US - it's deadlier than Covid and becoming antibiotic resistant trib.al/YC2OYpJ

@33elkMTG Jank brewers only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.

You couldn’t understand what goes through my sick and twisted mind whenever I see a jank magic card

@SaffronOlive Red seems decent in Galazeth who can obliterate some poor utility creature and draw some cards.

Secrets of Strixhaven spoilers officially kick off in a week, but we got a couple of early ones today with converge returning. Neither seem super powerful, but Arcane Omens reminds me of Mind Sludge which can be brutal.

And he would have gotten away with it if not for those meddling limbs.

@jarvis_best Are you saying we have to give him a hand?

You know what let’s let him have this one.

@Awk20000 Are Cenk and his nephew trying to out-stupid each other?

Cenk Uygur questions the circumstances surrounding Charlie Kirk’s mentor’s pickleball accident “I don’t know what happened but I don’t think this is perfectly normal”

@i_aver @JoshKraushaar @JMichaelWaller Do you not know how percentages work?

@JoshKraushaar @JMichaelWaller As a follower of Nick since 2017, I never knew I was Pakistani.

"According to a 2025 report, 90% of the accounts boosting Fuentes’s early retweeters were fully anonymous, with roughly half of his retweeters coming from Pakistan, Nigeria, Malaysia and Indonesia" unherd.com/2026/03/the-we…

@33elkMTG Commander players want hot takes and budget decks are the opposite of hot takes.

Two back to back 9/10 uploads omg am I cancelled or something wth

@NEXusNeonVT @Awk20000 "Is this Yemen?" he asks as he clicks a land locked country when Yemen is known for pirates.

@Awk20000 Hasan called himself a geopolitical expert? HASAN THE DUMBFUCK COULDN'T EVEN FIND YEMEN 😂😂😂😂😂😂

WillyMacShow reacts to Hasan considering himself an expert in international relations & geopolitics “I don’t think he’s gotten a single geopolitical prediction right in the last 5 years”

@Awk20000 What an advertisement for trade schools.

Hasan goes back & forth w chatter who called out his level of expertise in international relations “If I look at ur comments in the Asmongold chat & I find out ur glazing his analysis, will u feel a sense of shame?” “This is literally my area of expertise, when it comes to international relations..talking abt anti imperialism..not only do I have a degree in just this but also..I’ve spent the last decade or so talking abt exactly this scenario..contrary to ur favorite content creator, I do have a degree”

@Zer0theP It's insane from a world building perspective that the most insane thing to ever happen to the multiverse had almost zero lasting impact on anything.

@SaffronOlive WOW! See this is the kind of interversal politics and worldbuilding is what I actually wanted after the phyrexian invasion! FINALLY!!!!

Super sweet piece of art from Secrets of Strixhaven magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-…

Hasan responds to Pipkin Pippa taking credit for spoiling the John Kiriakou collab, says he wishes her well & hopes she gets better Kiriakou also revealed he’s now willing to do a co-collab w Piker & 2 other “controversial young successful broadcasters” in April “None of this matters..we are directly in contact..that’s why I was kind of confused..I’m a fan..he’s done stuff w the Young Turks back in the day..I think these guys get of on trying to secure these weird victories..I interview ppl all the time” “They have big audiences & constantly fomenting hate..literally leaning into cameos..I don’t know who this person is..I wish them well, I hope they get better”

@hypr_caffeinatd It's a joke about how they both have Nazi symbols carved on their bodies. If you want to avoid your favorite politician being compared to characters with Nazi symbols you probably shouldn't support politicians who are so comfortable with Nazis that they decorate their bodies so.

@imaginary_64 @BenBurgis Except we don’t and you’re a fucking moron for even attempting this comparison

We have many years of Platner's (anonymous! sometimes embarrassingly unfiltered!) Reddit history, and there isn't one single hint of antisemitic or pro-Nazi sympathies. Anyone who tells you he's an "honest-to-God Nazi" is either extraordinarily dim or lying through their teeth.