incorrect ratchet & clank

Hello everyone! I'm @captainahsoka and I've been running this account since its creation in 2019. As there are now a lot more of you here than before I thought it would be a good time to reintroduce myself and go through some things about this account 😼🤖

Rivet: Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss Emperor Nefarious: Mansplain, manwhore, manipulate

tbh friends I think I’m gonna use twitters latest shitshow as an excuse to step away from social media. I’ll be lurking and posting occasionally but it’s been a good few years in this corner with you all through this account and incorrect ❤️🫡

Qwark: We may not listen to you sometimes. Rivet: Or respect you. Ratchet: And sure we like making fun of you. Nefarious: Nefarious: But? Ratchet: There is no but. That is all.

Clank: Hey Ratchet? Ratchet: Yeah? Clank: Actually, it does not matter. Ratchet: What was it? Clank: I was gonna tell a gravity joke but no one would fall for it.

Ratchet: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier. Kit: Violently dances. Ratchet: Violently eats. Rivet: Violently murders people. Clank: Violently worries about the previous statement.

Qwark: You know I wish you good night every night and you never say it back? Qwark: What’s wrong, Ratchet? Do you not want me to have a good night? Ratchet: No, I want you to stop breaking into my apartment every night.

Clank: Alright, I need you to swear- Ratchet: Fuck. Clank: Ratchet: Clank: Swear as in promise-

Clank: What is your type? Ratchet: Women who could very easily kick my ass. Clank: Ratchet: Clank: I meant your blood type. You have been stabbed.

Rivet: You're a lying piece of crap! Ratchet: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Rivet: I'm going home and I'm taking Kit with me! Clank: [gathering cards] And that is enough Uno for today.

Ratchet: [doing finger guns] No problemo! Ratchet: [internally] But it was all problemo.

Ratchet: So, are you two friends now? Qwark: Yes. Nefarious: No. Ratchet: Then why are you wearing the friendship bracelet Qwark made all of us?

Qwark: [visibly upset] Clank: Qwark, what happened? I have not seen you like this since you found out candyland is not an actual place. Ratchet: [bursting into the room] IT’S NOT?!

Ratchet: Hey, Angela, are you free on Friday? Like around eight? Angela: Yeah. Ratchet: And you, Rivet? Rivet: Umm... yes? Ratchet: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Clank: We all have our demons. Clank: [grabbing Ratchet] This one is mine.

Ratchet: You’re alive? Nefarious: No need to sound so disappointed.

Ratchet: I recognise that Qwark has made a decision Ratchet: But given that it’s a stupid ass decision I’ve elected to ignore it.

Clank: You growl too much, swear too much, and your morals are highly questionable. Ratchet: Clank: You are everything I have ever wanted in a best friend.

Rivet: What? I'm not aggressive! Ratchet: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips? Rivet: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

Ratchet: Rivet, can you lend a hand? Rivet: [throws her arm] Ratchet: That was only funny the first time you did it! Now can I please have a little assistance? Rivet: [throws Clank] Clank: She said to say I am the little assistant.

@ZacKow264 …is he though?

Clank: I am a very mature person. I apologise when I am wrong. Ratchet: I’ve never heard you apologise for being wrong. Clank: I am never wrong.