Peter Parker

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Peter: my name is Peter and the ‘P stands for petty ass BITCH Peter: that being said, I WILL apologize when someone accidentally hurts me even though it was not my fault.

Peter: ᵐʸ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ ᶦˢ ᴾᵉᵗᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ‘ᴾ ˢᵗᵃⁿᵈˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵖᵉᵗᵗʸ ᵃˢˢ ᴮᴵᵀᶜᴴ Peter: ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵇᵉᶦⁿᵍ ˢᵃᶦᵈ, ᴵ ᵂᴵᴸᴸ ᵃᵖᵒˡᵒᵍᶦᶻᵉ ʷʰᵉⁿ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ᵃᶜᶜᶦᵈᵉⁿᵗᵃˡˡʸ ʰᵘʳᵗˢ ᵐᵉ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵐʸ ᶠᵃᵘˡᵗ.

@rdjsleftleg Yeah!

@incorrrectpeter also with the new spider-man news you never know!

Hi, rhey mentioned the Multiverse. This could lead to Mile Morales live action. I’m freaking out. That’s all. Also look at how cute my son is,,,,,

@rdjsleftleg I know I was bummed but we’ve seen Doctor Strange and Endgame talking about it so I’m still hopeful, I just really want Miles Morales jsksjs

@incorrrectpeter it sucks that mysterio was lying (but the doctor strange movie might bring a multiverse??)

[texting] Peter: hey Mr. Stark, what do you call a cow being trampled by wildebeests? Peter: a Moofasa Tony: Peter: Tony: Peter: why’d you block me

[texting] Peter: ʰᵉʸ ᴹʳ. ˢᵗᵃʳᵏ, ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃˡˡ ᵃ ᶜᵒʷ ᵇᵉᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʳᵃᵐᵖˡᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ʷᶦˡᵈᵉᵇᵉᵉˢᵗˢˀ Peter: ᵃ ᴹᵒᵒᶠᵃˢᵃ Tony: Peter: Tony: Peter: ʷʰʸ’ᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇˡᵒᶜᵏ ᵐᵉ

Tony: have you been eating enough vegetables Peter: do the little ones in ramen count?

Tony: have you been eating enough vegetables Peter: ᵈᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵒⁿᵉˢ ᶦⁿ ʳᵃᵐᵉⁿ ᶜᵒᵘⁿᵗˀ

@Eythra Hey, that’s not true! You’re an amazing person and I care about you, if you ever need anything you can always dm me, even if you don’t want to talk about what’s bothering you, I’ll always be here for you. ❤️

Hey guess what I'm the worst person on earth and I do nothing but lie and let other people down :D

May: Tony we’ve lost Peter! Find him! Tony: what, do you think I put a tracker on him or something? May: Tony: May: Tony: yeah you’re right one second

Peter: hypothetically speaking if I borrowed one of your suits to recreate the carpet scene in aladdin with Ned would you be angry? Tony: Peter: Tony: take mk-50 it has cup holders

Peter: ʰʸᵖᵒᵗʰᵉᵗᶦᶜᵃˡˡʸ ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᶦᶠ ᴵ ᵇᵒʳʳᵒʷᵉᵈ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢᵘᶦᵗˢ ᵗᵒ ʳᵉᶜʳᵉᵃᵗᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃʳᵖᵉᵗ ˢᶜᵉⁿᵉ ᶦⁿ ᵃˡᵃᵈᵈᶦⁿ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᴺᵉᵈ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉ ᵃⁿᵍʳʸˀ Tony: Peter: Tony: take mk-50 it has cup holders

@incorrrectpeter I don't know what to do with this information so I'm just gonna put it here.

Peter; ᴵ’ᵐ ᵒᵖᵉⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ʳᵉˢᵗᵃᵘʳᵃⁿᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᶜᵃˡˡᵉᵈ ᵈᶦᶜᵏ⁻ᶠᶦˡ⁻ᵃ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉˣᵃᶜᵗ ˢᵃᵐᵉ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵃˢ ᶜʰᶦᶜᵏ⁻ᶠᶦˡ⁻ᵃ ᵇᵘᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵍᵃʸˢ ᵒⁿˡʸ Tony: [already signing a check] keep talking

Peter; I’m opening a restaurant and it’s called dick-fil-a and it’s the exact same thing as chick-fil-a but for gays only Tony: [already signing a check] keep talking

for reference

Peter: Mr. Stark let’s take a photo together! Tony: okay kid Peter: why are you taking your shoe off-

Peter: ᴹʳ. ˢᵗᵃʳᵏ ˡᵉᵗ’ˢ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵃ ᵖʰᵒᵗᵒ ᵗᵒᵍᵉᵗʰᵉʳᵎ Tony: okay kid Peter: ʷʰʸ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵃᵏᶦⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢʰᵒᵉ ᵒᶠᶠ⁻

I’m sad to hear of us losing Spider-Man in the mcu, Tom has done a phenomenal job portraying Peter for the last three years, and Its sad to imagine the mcu without him. Phase 4 won’t be the same without him. I hope they do him justice with a third movie. It’s what he deserves.

Tony, talking to a villain: you screwed up, big time. Peter, standing in the back: OH OH OHHH OHHHHHHH Tony: The villain: Peter: MAKE IT COUNT PLAY IT STRAIGHT DONT LOOK BACK DONT HESITATE-

Tony: [talking to a villain] you screwed up, big time. Peter: [standing in the back] ᴼᴴ ᴼᴴ ᴼᴴᴴᴴ ᴼᴴᴴᴴᴴᴴᴴᴴ Tony: The villain: Peter: ᴹᴬᴷᴱ ᴵᵀ ᶜᴼᵁᴺᵀ ᴾᴸᴬʸ ᴵᵀ ˢᵀᴿᴬᴵᴳᴴᵀ ᴰᴼᴺᵀ ᴸᴼᴼᴷ ᴮᴬᶜᴷ ᴰᴼᴺᵀ ᴴᴱˢᴵᵀᴬᵀᴱ⁻