out of order

Props to the designer of this room. You can take a shower or use the toilet while watching the game. I salute you 🫡🫡👊👊 #birdland

This makes me want to check myself into western psych

If you think you’re cold, they just sent two bicycle cops to go yell at someone causing a ruckus outside a downtown 7/11.

Downtown. 242 Fifth Ave - CVS. Caller said someone just stole like 7 full cases of Dr. Pepper and fled. Suspect is currently walking down Fifth with a comical amount of Dr. Pepper.

librarians and DMV workers unfairly painted as moody when it’s clear the most unfriendly, unhelpful and not infrequently demonic profession is CVS PHARMACIST

how it feels to ask someone what they're doing for new year's eve

full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think

imagine sipping a cappuccino in a 1940s ford assembly plant cup

South Side Flats Pittsburgh, PA

I'm done fighting I'm gonna go spread sunshine and happiness. Eat my rainbow dust crabbies

Get your "my husband doesn't let me" self AWAY from me

I feel like people who constantly post about being unbothered are in fact very much bothered.

They roasted us for 4 weeks, time for the refrigerator.

Pays the car note* Ah perfect, time to take the bus to work 😃

Carrick. Brownsville Road. Caller said that it appears someone stole the quarter machine out of the laundry room in an apartment building.

i’m sick of that woman lol

Thank you for trying to not let me merge. I had to work for it. And It feels so good to be in this lane now

me at the job i begged god for