juno ٠࣪⭑꩜.ᐟ

took a shower so burning hot i started getting light headed and then broke my nail trying to grab my towel. i’m getting back in bed bro

cuz how are u gonna be mad woman is apart of jackass? especially one that was specifically recruited by tremaine and knoxville!!! WHAT FUCKING YEAR ARE WE IN

if one more person speaks ill about rachel wolfson i will have no choice but to rally the girls and gays

@hashtagtetas yess

@internet1983 is that Trevor in the glory hola sketch

my personal father, son, and holy spirit

hungover for the first time in forever This might be the last time to guys hear from me

and the mother mary

when i was a little kid i used to call jackass jackbutt even though it was just me and my brother and his friends jumping off of shit. Fuckin dork

oooh to be sitting with green day and johnny knoxville at the 2005 VMAs

but also i somehow managed to get the worst dye job ever a few months later so maybe that just fueled the hatred even more

i’m so bored with my hair… i lowkey wanna cut it short but i swore id never do that again after ending up with the fucking lord farquaad special when i was 17 (which is a canon event but)

I love seeing all the jackass girlies and gays Ily

okay i live in the middle of butt fuck nowhere and just found out that the movie theater closest to me is shutting down.

i wonder what stunt pontius got out of since he drank the horse cum

everytime i think about the new movie i just think about that snippet of ehren getting fucking ELECTROCUTED 😭😭

i keep forgetting we’re getting a new jackass movie NEXT MONTH… jackasstwt is gonna be so much fun

trying to watch jackass 2 after a bad day but my internet keeps crashing every 2 minutes.

okay i have to admit it the only collection i have is a kermit the frog collection and i feel like i have to stay committed to that

seeing everyone’s jackass collections has me jealous as fuck bc i genuinely have Nothing. but in my defense. um. Uhhhh