JC

@MattPiperJenks Get ready for horny lady the Tank is fully loaded

Infinity Aura

@UMichFootball Sherone on the lookout around campus

Happy to have Natalia Hilton with the program as our Director of Football Operations!

@TheProfitsComAu Barstool guys are sponsored by draft kings and regularly get them

It feels like the American betting market is the 2005-2015 glory days pre-crackdown we had in Australia. 10k bonus bet? Holy.

@RalphyHeraldSun Lmao at this take after the Pendlebury cheerleading last week nearly caving a blokes head in 💀💀💀💀

Great work by the AFL to act on the Voss cry baby act with a fine. The MRO view was that the action of rubbing his head and the crying references was "unsportsmanlike and unacceptable" so he was fined under the MRO guidelines for misconduct

How it feels every year when you're an Essendon Bombers fan #AFLPowerDons

@Nic_Ashman I bet you got on Just Zerene too…

Got this group message this morning from normally a reliable government source Surely not true!? “Hello all, word from ——— who is an Australian Federal policeman, we will most probably go into some kind of lockdown early next week with essential fuel use only, so fill up now”

@FootyonNine TJ feels the pain of people dragging up things that were personal to him from a few years ago so it’s no surprise he feels it’s unwarranted

"It's childish, they're playing football at the elite level and to drag up something that was personal to him from a few years ago is completely unwarranted." Why TJ didn't like Pat Voss' crybaby sledge for Harry Petty. #9AFLSFS | Watch on 9 & 9Now 🖥️

@damodeblasio @0laribiwa Wow impressive sex life memory

@0laribiwa Never consummated though

Scriptwriters kind of forgot there was no divorce so Tyrion is now (also) King in the North

@deanwatling Sheza alibi says hello. That lot wouldnt have seen its tail either

3yo’s Syd > Melb #AutumnBoy

@gavinmchughh @damodeblasio @Dan_Mose

Sports betting History

@damodeblasio Dave stinks

@VivaLaStool @stoolpresidente @barstoolsports @stoolgambling @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @Philly_Mays @Jerrythekid21 @OhioTate @BFW @danabeers @jabbbbbbbbbbb omg Dave’s face

FIIINNNNNSSSS UP! (@stoolpresidente absolutely HATED this)

Free agent WR Tyreek Hill wants to play for a team where he “doesn’t have a baby mama in the city.” Down to four teams, per @AdamFerrellNFL

Is Jamie Melham the worst rider in the state at the moment?

@knowyourmeme @agommerss

On this day 32 years ago, an episode of The Simpsons titled "Homer Loves Flanders" first aired in the United States. In one scene, Homer appears from the bushes and surprises his neighbors, inviting them to spend the day together. When they decline, Homer backs into the bushes and disappears.

@Mattys123 Blow me over with a feather!

I reckon they got the #Pendlebury decision 100% correct. Worthy of punishment in the current concussion climate, but not worthy of a week unless you're a repeat offender #AFL

@JEChalmers More words for no action. May aswell copy and paste your tweets every month 💀

Today the independent Reserve Bank Monetary Policy Board increased the cash rate by 25 basis points. We already had an inflation challenge in our economy but the war in the Middle East is making this challenge worse. At a time of immense global instability, this will put even more pressure on families and businesses. Many Australians were already doing it tough and are now feeling the impact of conflict in the Middle East through higher petrol prices as well. That’s why we’re rolling out responsible cost of living relief and taking action to give consumers a fair go at the bowser, through higher penalties, more surveillance and more supply.

@MANSAM642407 @3AW693 @3AWisfootball Nawwwww

@jabbbbbbbbbbb @3AW693 @3AWisfootball No one likes the afl execs u dickhead

The state opposition leader has slammed an "absolutely ridiculous" move by the AFL over the weekend. TAP HERE FOR MORE 👉 nine.social/16i6

@kanecornes Another clear W for Corn

What the F would you know about the sport, Chip?

@NFLMemes 💀💀💀💀