Jaime

Every day, it feels a little more like we're definitely going to end up living out the plot of The Handmaid's Tale.

Paul Pelosi survived an assassination attempt, Trump mocked it. Biden called Trump to make sure he's ok. That's the difference.

@heygoldy in doob uh tub ly.

The people who are telling you eclipses and earthquakes are from the wrath of god, are the same type of people who executed early scientists for claiming the earth was round.

Hey @Kevin_Martinez @Mariners You need to play the Welcome Back Kotter theme when Mitchy Haniger walks up the first time.

@surlyspice I think I can make any day after 4 work!

@surlyspice The side-eye is strong with this one.

@surlyspice @Pringles Apparently you have yet to hit the insomnia stage of your 50s

@surlyspice @Pringles Plain is classic Gen X pure childhood nostalgia wonderfulness.

Dementia J. Trump strikes again

Biden isn't you guy? Fine. But your only other option is Trump and here's the truth about choosing not to vote for Joe Biden: If Biden is reelected, you can vote for whoever you want in 2028. If Trump is reelected, you'll never get to vote again.

@surlyspice And probably the patriarchy

@surlyspice Why is it that the stack of notebooks in the store looks so much better than the stack of notebooks at home?

@surlyspice @FinnriverCider Yes, yes, happy hour we must!

@surlyspice I received a box from you today tyvm

@surlyspice Happy happy! 🌌

@Tuphlos That voice-over reading is gutting.

@LibraryReads99 @surlyspice Impatiently waiting for next load of books. Will pay for postage.

I can’t believe I have to say this, but if you’re a Member of Congress, you should not threaten to fight witnesses or kidney punch a colleague in the hallway. I know it’s a low bar …

@surlyspice Stupid having to back HOME HOME