James Travers

@Neccccy @jamesummer3 Isn't it 2029?

@aev1609 @Neccccy Unknown possibility??

How long do you think he has left?

@dunstablian Who has the power to sack him? And why haven't they?

The mans out of his depth, the sooner he gets back to defending murders and rapists, stopping them being deported upon conviction, the better for all concerned.

@Neccccy He won't resign..he loves being PM even though he's utterly useless. He has an agenda.

@Neccccy But who replaces him is the burning question ! Or will he do the ‘Right’ thing and call for a snap general election

@Neccccy The whole @UKLabour must resign All of them Britain desperately needs another General Election. It cannot wait until 2029 Canada is in the same dire straits. We cannot survive under the @liberal_party until 2029. There will be a civil war before then.

@Neccccy Can't see it. He has waited forever for this job, he won't give it up easily.

@Neccccy I wish.

@Neccccy Nepal & France- England government to collapse next? Keep protesting those sick elites in government there it will happen sooner then later!!

Under @Keir_Starmer... Every day in the UK is April Fool's Day!

I participated in a trigonometry competition... I got secant place.

I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics... But graphing is where I draw the line!

Catholics fail trigonometry because they're afraid of sin... Irish people fail trigonometry because they can't tan Everyone else fails trigonometry just cos.

Two Greek philosophers get into an argument... Euclid: You've been a very good pupil this past year, Eubulides, but now it's time for you to pay the 50 drachma you owe me for all the philosophy I've taught you. Eubulides pauses to think for a moment. Eubulides: Hm, as much as I would love to pay you back, I'm afraid that's not possible. Euclid: Why not? Eubulides: Imagine that I have a heap of sand in front of me. Suppose I were to take a single grain away from the heap of sand. Is it still the same heap? Euclid: Well, perhaps... Eubulides: Now, suppose I were to continue taking away grains of sand one by one. Eventually, you'd agree, the heap is no longer the same. Euclid: Yes, I agree that it would be different at some point. Eubulides: Then you understand my problem precisely! Just as the heap of sand changes as grains are removed, I have also changed over this past year. The Eubulides who promised to pay you 50 drachma no longer exists. So you see, it's impossible for me ever to pay you back. Euclid pauses to think for a moment. He then proceeds to beat up Eubulides and take his 50 drachma. Eubulides: Ow! What'd you do that for? Euclid: Who? Me?

Why did Archimedes take a bath? Because his wife said, "You reek-a"

Archimedes, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and seek... It's Arcimedes' turn to seek, and so he starts counting down. Pascal quickly runs off to some bushes nearby. Newton starts walking, stops, thinks for a while, and then draws a large rectangle around himself in the dirt. The time is up, and Archimedes turns around: "Found you, Newton". "I'm not Newton", he replies, "I'm Newton in a square metre, I'm a Pascal"

I had a party for the world's greatest historical figures... Here are their RSVPs Isaac Newton: "I'll drop in." Socrates: "I'll think about it." Charles Darwin: "I'll wait to see what evolves." Marie Curie: "I am radiating enthusiasm." Ivan Pavlov: "I'm positively drooling at the thought." Albert Einstein: "It will be relatively easy to attend." James Watt: "It will be a good way to let off steam." Samuel Morse: "I'll be there on the dot, but I have another party so I must dash." Georg Ohm: "I'm resisting the idea." Robert Boyle: "I'm under too much pressure." Alessandro Volta: "I'm electrified at the prospect." John James Audubon: "I'll have to wing it." Thomas Edison: "It will be illuminating." Archimedes: "I'm buoyant at the thought." Carl Friedrich Gauss: "I'm very popular at parties because of my magnetism." Heinrich Hertz: "I plan to attend parties with greater frequency in the future." As for Sigmund Freud, he just couldn't help but give it the slip!

Good luck Sophie i have no doubt that you will win....