Jared Keller

The Pentagon does not like 'Street Fighter' :/ taskandpurpose.com/centcom-votel-…

An Iraqi translator for the US military emigrated to Texas to start a new life. He ended up becoming one of the biggest drug dealers on the dark web. wired.trib.al/DqKmEOs

A pair of Russian fighter jets intercepted a US Air Force drone, dumped fuel on it, and eventually collided with it, causing it to crash in the Black Sea taskandpurpose.com/news/air-force…

So let me get this straight: A pair of Russian fighter jets intercepted and pissed fuel all over an Air Force MQ-9 Reaper drone until one got too close and accidentally brought it down over the Black Sea?

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@Max_Uf Lmfao

@AaronMehta I am in so much pain right now

@jaredbkeller must have been a hell of a party

I go offline for my bachelor party for three days and apparently the economy is on fire now?

@hogwashwriting Dude nice! I’m headed to a range today

Pretty pumped to throw some sticks at this in June! And, of course, we signed up for the hardest courses. Better ramp up the practice!

@BruceArthursAZ You’re not the only person to express their confusion over the hed! I regret structuring it the way it is

@jaredbkeller Man, I want to leave a one-star review for that article's headline writer. I initially read "dropped" as in *REMOVING* restrictions, not applying new ones.

NEW: The Army's III Corps has dropped new restrictions limiting who gets to name an M1 Abrams tank — and what those names can actually be taskandpurpose.com/news/army-m1-a…

Tanks crews in III Armored Corps just got hit with some rule changes on how they can name their tanks trib.al/SGGJbG7

@broadcastmike oh god my inner millennial is showing

@jaredbkeller I polled the Gen Z members of the household before tweeting. They were similarly befuddled.

@broadcastmike You know what, I had the same thought before publishing tbh

@AggroHag @TaskandPurpose The PAO for that unit in Poland emailed me and thanked me for the positive coverage!!!

A major US Army formation just dropped new restrictions on tank names trib.al/wLPh0U5

burn it

I want to believe that this is my fault somehow twitter.com/jaredbkeller/s…

@halbritz This feels like a personal attack and I don’t like it

This is honestly the DoD's solution for everything: just slap a drone swarm on it!

The Air Force wants to turn the MQ-9 Reaper into a mothership for drone swarms defenseone.com/technology/202…

Lindsey Graham wants to invade Mexico thehill.com/policy/interna…