Jeremy Farmer

@thefarmersheep Just don't ask what the Scottish do with your organs. Don't Google haggis.

what is my meat called when cooked

@IHateLionss @monkeyincrisis Get out of here. Go sing an oddly catchy fascist number about preparedness in an elephant graveyard somewhere.

@monkeyincrisis I like the thought of munching on you

nobody likes me. sad.

@monkeyincrisis I like you.

@_D_dot_ If we have a majority high trust society, than our red button votes are irrelevant and blue can stop trying to socially pressure and guilt trip red for leaving it up to those who want to risk their lives. If the majority is narrow enough that you need red, it isn't high trust.

“We don’t live in a high trust society” >test society >high trust wins >test again >trust wins >test again >trust wins “Well obviously they’re all lying”

@crocodilecrisis Well you're an ambush predator, so you have to appear peaceful until you strike.

am i the only one who has no beef with any animal, like i’m just so peaceful.

@Pterodactylwtf Why no option for @trunkincrisis ?

Award Season: Biggest Bitch Award?

@TheCinesthetic You can't see @MillaJovovich in this movie and not be cheered up. Leeloo is love.

respond to this tweet with an image from a movie that always cheers you up, but don't name the movie. just the image. or gif.

@llamaincrisis @trunkincrisis because he's about as ugly as that big eared bitch elephant 🐘

Give this llama a nickname.

@cowincrisis @pigreports You tell him, lunch.

@pigreports pig is breakfast not friend

repeat after me pig is a friend not a breakfast

@pigreports Lies, you are delicious and I've read and seen movies about how you take over farms. Not going to stand for any of your Napoleon style propaganda to establish a foothold. Next thing you know there will be revolution.

@trunkincrisis You suck and owe monkeys an apology.

i woke up to 3k??? this is insane i had 200 last night 😭😭😭 thank you my little elephants

@burritodog_ Elephant 🐘

which animal is the most useless

@thefarmers_Dog Sorry buddy 😔

i am glad humans don’t eat dogs

@trunkincrisis @ratoncrisis You deserve it.

@ratoncrisis rude

where are all the animals

@ratoncrisis @trunkincrisis You tell'em rat

@trunkincrisis Look under your bed. Oh, I forgot you're too big for one

@finincrisis That sounds dangerous and unpleasant

FUCK sharks

@kanchanmehta01 @jackunheard Humans are currently fighting over colors, just enjoy the animals.

@jackunheard I need humans back on X.. these animals are out of control!

THE ANIMALS FOUND ME

@jackunheard I'm beefing with @trunkincrisis because they wanted to delete @monkeyincrisis from the world x.com/trunkincrisis/…

@OttoBerlandieri Blues: if enough of us get bit, we find a cure. Also Blues: little Johnny got bit, so I have to go save him by getting bit too, it is the only way we all live. Reds: just avoid getting bit. Let's just go. Blues after getting bit: ughhh, come back here and get bit, you monsters

People who push the red button are the same kind of people who would hide they were bit by a zombie. Not exactly, but It's selfish preservation that condemns others to die for no reason if they successfully hide it. Its a direct choice to that. Blue means NOBODY loses. It goes to show how so many people would gladly pick something that benefits themselves at the loss of others over the SAME benefit to everyone, including themselves. For many reasons, distrust your fellow man will make the same choice, "I got mine" mentality, or just instinctual self preservation, etc.. Its a social morality experiment, there is no "right answer" but what you pick says alot about you.

@HTownHDawg Yeah, we weren't ok for a bit, everyone was arguing over red and blue, but now we are just watching animals beef.

Me, explaining Twitter to someone who isn’t on it: Lately it’s farm animals dissing each other. Hilarious! Him: Me: Cow, sheep, horse.. they all give each other a hard time. Him: you ok, bruh?