J. M. Lane

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J. M. Lane

@jmlane

Software Developer & Continuous Learner. He/Him/They.

Atlantic Canada 가입일 Aralık 2007

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J. M. Lane@jmlane·11 Kas

This might as well be my epitaph.

Animated Text@animatedtext

Sleep is crying out to me, but gaming is crying out louder

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J. Michael Straczynski@straczynski·17 Şub

Offered without comment. youtube.com/watch?v=BpQ0H-…

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Sean Murray@NoMansSky·11 Şub

No Man's Sky Remnant 🔫Gravity Gun 🦺Industrial Yards 📡Radar 🛻Off-road Haulers 🧑‍🏭Waste Processing 🧑‍🚀Armour 🤖Capture Sentinels 🚒Customisable Vehicles ☣️Volatile Waste 🏗️Excavation Tech 🚛Exocraft Furnace 🚚Salvage Expedition 🕷️Spider Vehicles 🙋‍♂️Toot Your Horn Emote Out Now!

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MLB@MLB·6 Şub

Congratulations to Buck Martinez on a legendary career! Martinez announced his retirement today from Sportsnet, where he became the voice of Blue Jays baseball. On top of broadcasting for Toronto, Martinez also spent the final 6 years (1981-86) of his playing career with the Blue Jays and managed Toronto in 2001 and 2002.

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J. M. Lane@jmlane·6 Şub

@ColonialGrit @reiaposting Ensign flags are ugly and should not be used outside the navy. Alberta has got the right idea, strictly in the flag design sense.

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Leuk@ColonialGrit·6 Şub

@reiaposting Seems likely Red Ensign being this low is a consequence of your political opposition to White Supremacy than a sober aesthetic evaluation

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reia 💕💫@reiaposting·5 Şub

so curious how these types of people exist

monarchist_commie🇨🇦@monarchist_tory

canadian flag tierlist!

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J. M. Lane@jmlane·5 Şub

@AronRiktor @NoNonsenseND Mfw I understood why you restated the obvious 🫩

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sol 🏳️‍⚧️ (She/Her)@AronRiktor·5 Şub

@NoNonsenseND Sign of autism: interpreting words literally. Conclusion: can't be me; I often understand non-literal meanings.

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No Nonsense Neurodivergent@NoNonsenseND·5 Şub

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Cult of the Lamb@cultofthelamb·28 Oca

We are GIVING AWAY a WOOLHAVEN PC with the help of @AftershockpcAU To celebrate the release of our first expansion! ❄️ ❤️ Like 🔄Retweet 👤Be following us for a chance to win!

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J. M. Lane@jmlane·27 Oca

@mortalitesi Missed opportunity with the Asari, for sure.

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shady lesbian cassandra facts@mortalitesi·26 Oca

mass effect should have gotten a little freakier with alien genders

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J. M. Lane@jmlane·23 Oca

@djangojana Keyword is "workplace." Until they're on site, it's on sight.

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Wife.Bot@djangojana·23 Oca

Does it count as workplace harassment if I tailgated a slow driver for several kilometers only to realize it's one of my employees ? Does it help or make it worse that I'm the only HR they could report it to?

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J. M. Lane@jmlane·23 Oca

@edwardgaschnitz @Skeleman71 I say eh to my dog a million times a day. He is the only one that gets it out of me though.

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Albertaproud@edwardgaschnitz·23 Oca

@Skeleman71 Same with "eh"

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skeleman 🇨🇦🌈@Skeleman71·23 Oca

It’s weird that “aboot” is a Canadian stereotype, I’ve never heard anyone aside from 1 man ever use it.

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J. M. Lane@jmlane·21 Oca

@RodEllard @electionsjoe I don't know if they still do this, but the Canadian and Danish military would periodically show up to plant their flags... And leave a bottle of spirits for their counterparts.

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Bach5G@RodEllard·20 Oca

@electionsjoe See that narrow strait between Greenland and Canada? There’s a tiny island in the middle of that strait called Han Island. There’s a border down the middle. Denmark/Greenland on one side, Canada on the other.

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Joe@electionsjoe·19 Oca

That's... Canada. Have you never looked at a map before?

Liberite 🔶 🇪🇺@brownliberite

what the FUCK is this island next to Greenland and Iceland? Blueland?!

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Klara@klara_sjo·6 Oca

They gentrified the tinfoil hat.

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Bartosz Adamczewski@badamczewski01·28 Ara

Then you end up with a single 60k LOC file, and no change by any AI agent is no longer possible. This is not an exaggeration, by the way.

Nat Eliason@nateliason

“If you don’t review AI code it just makes a mess of slop.” No, your desire to keep your code human-friendly is creating an unnecessary bottleneck. Stop looking at the code. Let the AIs handle it.

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John Bailey@Isucceed·26 Ara

"Everyone should assess their own risks." is like asking everyone to assess the alcohol level at which they're "good to drive". It's institutionally promoted sociopathic irresponsibility. Standards exist because reality is measurable; because math exists.

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Allium@snacklesbian·27 Ara

fake doordash orders. fake construction photos. fake homework assignments. fake everything, just a pandora's box of industrial scale bullshit polluting both the planet and the basic social contract (which was already on thin ice)

Byrne Hobart@ByrneHobart

Amazing. DoorDash driver accepted the drive, immediately marked it as delivered, and submitted an AI-generated image of a DoorDash order (left) at our front door (right).

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