John “Batman” Alexander, PhD

@bryanbrian46 Looking good Brian

Yall fw my prom fit?

The left hates everything about this

@latestinspace Big mistake.

#BREAKING 🚨: Donald Trump has proposed a 47% cut to NASA science funding, alongside the 23% cut to the agency's overall budget This would be the largest single-year budget cut in NASA's history

@elrickDUIwoods Take the shot!

TARGET ACQUIRED!

Can’t beat it with a #stick

Monitoring the situation tonight

@Chad_Harrison23 Bingo

@johnphdbatman Mercedes dealership key fob?

@Scottiescheff_ Hi Ben, Thanks for your comms. Had the spare keys today! Usually I have the S&B on there. Best, Batman

@johnphdbatman Dear Batman, The hand warmer is an elite play, along with the S&V wallet. In my ow humble opinion, I believe the key fob could be a little bit better but other than that it’s perfect. Nice job! -Ben

If I was in the Odyssey I would have just sailed straight home without worrying about all that stupid bullshit fr

@WyattByrdie Awesome setup here Wyatt

Someday I’ll use my masters ticket! In the meantime, I’m enjoying these days.

@SportsCenter Shrink this and whoever he is

Jason Kelce is rocking a full caddie outfit for the Par 3 Contest 😅

Dogleg right on the lunar links #mooncountryclub

Class was never in the schedule

@elrickDUIwoods #feelingwelcome

Welcome to Wednesday

@BriggsBriggsMD Love the slight showing of the Smathers belt

Any questions, comments, or concerns from the left? Not one single minority within 5 square miles of this picture being taken btw

Anyone mind if I speak a little Japanese??

Anyone know ball?

Just another night huh?

@Polymarket That’s it???

JUST IN: Trump's latest budget proposal includes ~$175 million for NASA to establish a lunar base on the moon.