Jeremy Arns

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Jeremy Arns

@jparns

dive bar & pull tab enthusiast

Arkansas, USA 가입일 Eylül 2017

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Jeremy Arns@jparns·2 Nis

I GET TO MARRY MY BEST FRIEND

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Jeremy Arns@jparns·14 Ara

Every time I see one of the 21c penguins after a singular cocktail

GIF

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“paula”@paularambles·14 Tem

what’s going on with my buoys, and, in some cases, gulls?

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Arkansas Baseball@RazorbackBSB·9 Haz

I WANT YOU TO PUT THE WORD OUT THERE THAT THE OMAHOGS BACK UP

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JustElliot@JustElliot2·9 Şub

You’re either with the Philadelphia Eagles or you’re with the terrorists.

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𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓭™@hawkeyeinmd·5 Kas

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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Jeremy Arns@jparns·9 Eki

HES BACK

Nick Kendell 🏔@NickKendellMHH

Idk whose photo this is but just saw it and am dying

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Drew@Drewby_39·4 Eki

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸@mtgreenee

Yes they can control the weather. It’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say it can’t be done.

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O.W. Root@owroot·13 Eyl

Go to Springfield, order the cat, the whole thing, medium rare, grab a beer or two, make it three, curly fries and coleslaw, grab a chair out back, ask for the barbecue sauce, tell them you know barbecue.

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Harristotle@Its_Harristotle·7 Eyl

Sam Pittman says “Oh I got you” as he flips off the ref. This is how you win me back, coach.

CousinShane@SECcousinShane

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Jeremy Arns@jparns·29 Ağu

Oh I’m sweating.

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East Village Guy@eastvillageguy·14 Tem

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T-Pain@TPAIN·10 Tem

Let me hawk tuah, let me buy u a drank

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Logan Hall@loganclarkhall·6 Tem

Joe Biden@JoeBiden

Let me say this as clearly as I can: I’m the sitting President of the United States. I’m the nominee of the Democratic party. I’m staying in the race.

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beN@benshotonfilm·27 Haz

Joe Biden locking in with three adderalls and whatever he could find in Hunter’s jacket

BRICS News@BRICSinfo

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Biden refuses to take a drug test before tonight's presidential debate against former President Donald Trump.

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Jeremy Arns@jparns·24 May

Honest mistake, could’ve happened to anyone.

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Hunter Miller@MillerHHunter·17 May

Rory McIlroy gets divorced the same weekend that Scottie Scheffler is arrested?

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Jeremy Arns@jparns·2 May

A @RazorbackBSB x @SS_Vineyard combo would be insane

Nevada Wolf Pack 🐺@NevadaWolfPack

It doesn't get better than wine and @NevadaBaseball on a Wednesday 🍷 Come out to Peccole Park today as we take on Saint Mary's at 3:05 pm ⚾️ First 90 fans (21+ years old with ID) will get a bottle of rosé from Whispering Vine 👀 🎟️ | bit.ly/3y0bj54 #BattleBorn

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