Jess

“We had kelpies and good quarter horses”

I genuinely believe I’ve made God laugh at least once

How your email finds me:

& for the lady, perhaps a regulated nervous system?

why do people act like they have tomorrow to love you

“Jess get your dog, I’m getting some of you n boss lady” Me: *proceeds to climb a rock after 5 minutes of trying to smile*

I be like "idc" then start acting like Kanye

i will find you in every lifetime (threat)

Congrats on your kinda ugly boyfriend who takes you on cute christmas dates and buys you nice things and seems to genuinely love you. Unfollowed btw

january me would not believe the fucking life i have lived this year

I don't have time for bullshit but I'll always make time for shenanigans.

Before going to catch horses vs after I got one of those pricks caught🙃

Ol grey mare being the saint that she is, even posed for the camera📸 #NewProfilePic

The face you make before the crashout of the year @jsaxtonwyo

We used to have pretty women & hard-working men. Now we have hard-working pretty women. And men.

Sorry if I emasculated you I was spoken to like a grown man when I was growing up

Me: “I have enough caffeine on board to fight an army of r*tards.. or 3 of my exes” Casey: “I don’t see the difference”

Woman to woman: Do not tell that man what you've been through