Jebediah Kerman

Happy birthday, Nathan!!! #caltech2023

@vktred We were trying our best

ppl blaming messi when MacAllister and Enzo disappeared for that fifteen minute stretch

@vktred You're back!

"slams"

@vktrmunoz Have you done a wellness check on AJ?

charger fans in shambles today. generational talent at qb, great weapons, talent on defense and yet they are still the damn chargers. hate to see it

@vktrmunoz Or too drunk for Forza

me when @jusmca and aj would get too high to play fifa

@hood_naturalist @vktrmunoz

So this pig got out and had everybody ankles cracked. I’m screaming. (Photos by Tony Giberson)

@petrifiedfruit I was wondering about him the other day haha

@vktrmunoz All my homies hate robinhood

ratio'd

i give everyone permission to milk my death for personal benefits if i die. idc if we’re just acquaintances, if we ever talked and i suddenly drop dead one day i want you to tell your boss you just lost a friend and take the day off. my treat

gingerbread trolley problem

@cityoflancaster what happened to the website’s covid statistics? Seems like all pages have been deleted.

the galaxy looks like a rug. quit your job and do whatever you want.

@vktrmunoz No no, we took 10 million. The 9.7 must’ve been someone else. We good.

damnit we got caught foo @jusmca

a solar eclipse and a tree is like “aw man I was eating that”

@dancepants57 How did it turn out

@agentlecow An autobiography perhaps?

I had a dream that I was writing a novel where the protagonist was a hard boiled egg

God really took the Limitless pill when he invented cheese

Retweet if we should temporarily replace all racist monuments with air dancers while we build new non-racist monuments!