kady

is it just me or is anyone else straight up not having a good time

still can’t believe they paved paradise, put up a parking lot

Bro last night was a tale as old as time

ive been told by 3 different people to stop referring to myself as a unit.

lions baby

what pagan witch put a curse on me today

average conversation with my best friend

you’re really gonna act like that? in the year of the Barbie movie?

no one bother me today, I have a cheap suit on, a suitcase full of pop tarts and it’s fantasy draft day

last night was a movie the movie:

the only reason i still believe in love is because i exist and i’m full of it

this is now the third time this year ive had to cancel a sunday nail appointment due to a hangover

me while i puke up 5 vodka sodas and 2 shots

I did not receive a nomination for the Forbes 30 under 30 and I think it’s because this is how I answered the question about my favorite app

haven’t tweeted about top gun in a while

25th ol sons

now that ive successfully witnessed tswift and zach bryan this year, i can peacefully enter my tyler childers era

all i can think about in this weather