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I'm a British NHS worker, mother of five and all round, decent crazy person. Here for apocalyptic satire and cookies 🍪

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King Roy@RoyIsThaTruth

Bad Bunny walked out in a #64 jersey with “OCASIO” on the back. Not Bad Bunny. Not Benito. His real name. His family name. Then he grabbed the mic and said: “My name is Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio. And if today I’m here at the Super Bowl, it’s because I never, never stopped believing in myself.” In Spanish. No translation. Even the jumbotron was in Spanish. And I watched the whole thing with a translator on. Because the message was that important to me. They said he was “un-American.” They said nobody would understand him. They said having him perform was “ridiculous.” And he SHOWED OUT! He brought out Lady Gaga and Ricky Martin. He staged a wedding on the field. He recreated a bodega. He gave us a whole scene of family and love. He humanized an entire culture on the world’s biggest stage. All in his native language. And he didn’t flinch. His lyrics were clear messages: “They want to take the river from me, and the beach too. They want my neighborhood and for my grandma to leave.” “I should have taken more photos when I had you. Hopefully my loved ones will never move.” And that last line: “Ojalá que los míos nunca se muden.” Hopefully my loved ones will never move. That’s about families being separated. Forced to leave. Displacement. Yeah, he didn’t chase the mainstream. He made the mainstream come to him. He put his family name on his back and told 120 million people exactly who he is. And I’m here for ALL of it!👏🏽

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Katya
Katya@katya_zamo·
Hi friends, I’m back out of the hospital. I had to do an emergency abdominal surgery. There was a bowel obstruction in my small intestine. They had to decompress my stomach, flush out of intestines and remove and reattach a small part of my small and large intestine. I was in the hospital with an NG tube down my nose into stomach pumping fluid up and out of my body for 10 days without being able to eat or drink. It was absolute hell on earth. But the tube is gone, I am eating and drinking and am back at home. Thanks to the surgical team at Cedars Sinai especially Dr Matthew Bloom and Dr Sydney Caputo (sp?) and shoutout to Nurse Audrey for being a baller. Hallelujah. 🙏🌈 #pumpitup
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@frontlinekit Richard, you are still a lovely looking person. Yes, of course you're looking drained. You've been out there doing what others are unable to do, fighting for the justice of an invaded nation but thank god for you and others like you 🙏
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Richard Woodruff 🇺🇦
Richard Woodruff 🇺🇦@frontlinekit·
Hi everyone, My name is Richard Woodruff. I’m a slightly mad British volunteer here in Ukraine, doing my best to support our Ukrainian heroes on the front lines. First, a huge thank you for sticking with me through all 1,417 days of this journey. You’ve read all 21,230 of my tweets - that’s either incredible loyalty or you need a better hobby! Either way, I’m genuinely grateful. I’m about to start my fifth year here, and as you can see, the job is starting to show. I used to have a face… now I have “character.” Every new wrinkle is a souvenir from showing up when it mattered. I’ve never looked the other way, and I never will. Ukraine has become my home, and I wear this tired, crumpled mug with pride. My biggest hope is that I won’t have to tweet for the next five years and that you won’t have to read them. But if this war drags on and my face keeps sliding south, I’ll still be here, doing what I can and trying not to let you down. Thank you again for your kindness and support. You’ve been brilliant.
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Scarlet Envy
Scarlet Envy@ScarletEnvyNYC·
Hey yall quick life update..I bought a condo in historic Old Louisville! She’s officially a property owner with a mortgage payment wtf ?! Long term goal achieved thanks to you 🥹🥹😭😭
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Shaun Pinner
Shaun Pinner@ShaunPinnerUA·
Anybody else’s cat make these noises like a Velociraptor?
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DARLENE MITCHELL@itsdarlenebtw·
ANNOUNCEMENT! Please only say my name with a British accent from now on. Cheers babes!
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kenleigh
kenleigh@kendoeeeeee·
I don’t use men, they do things for me on their own free will. My boyfriend now LIKES making my life easier. Sometimes when I’m working, he’s not working so he’ll go & tackle things on my house list (& vice versa). That’s how it should be. And I’m 1000% unashamed of it. 😊
Creed@CreedyGumDrops

@PBandJenelley_1 And also we STAN our sis Ken using men to clean build and pay as you claim. No man would ever do that for your wobbly ass. Get out of here bozo

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DARLENE MITCHELL
DARLENE MITCHELL@itsdarlenebtw·
Just had a coke zero in the uk momma wuts this…
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Discord Archives 🩷
Discord Archives 🩷@discordarchives·
Discord Swiftie Addams wishes everyone a happy April 29th!
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YoudoUboo
YoudoUboo@YoudoUb00·
He’s having to do that bcuz he’s NOT EVEN 21!!! Most places he can’t play at bcuz he can’t even get in! HE’S NOT 21!! @kendoeeeeee 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
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Roux
Roux@ustacouId·
@YoudoUb00 @kendoeeeeee Hold up….hold up….hold up…..he’s not 21 yrs old?? How old is he?
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Micheal D@micheal_ws18·
Best advice for someone on how to lose weight if they’re a foodie who’s always hungry?
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Republicans against Trump
Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump·
Senator Lindsey Graham says he’s introducing legislation to spend $400 million on Trump’s White House ballroom: “The sooner we get the ballroom built, the better it is for the country”
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