Grownup Keem

@_adishj MOSAIC. Really promising work, can't wait to put it to the test

today, we're launching Mosaic, the agentic video editor. in a world tending towards AI slop, create something real. no waitlist — public beta is now live at mosaic [dot] so. comment "MOSAIC" to get 1,000 free credits dropped into your account. this release comes with 7 key features (thread):

Haunted house, except its just a room full of all the people I hugged when they were actually going for a handshake.

HR said my ethnic impressions were so good they want me to do them at an in person meeting tomorrow!

I don't know who needs to hear this:

Free bad Halloween costume ideas: Jackie O Lantern Ghouliana Rancic Freddy Prinze Krueger Tim Burton Ernie Ghost (Taylor's Version)

@ProsandConnor 'Th for short 😍

Beautiful name for a boy 💚

Was horsemen always spelled that way?

Wellness tip: start your morning with 24 hours of alone time

You mean to tell me a witch made this sand?

Shout out to instagram stores for inspiring my next AliExpress search

[shows up to the theme party] Oh BRAT I thought you said-

@SandraCQuad @AlexHun32163649 @raghu_venugopal Woooosh

@AlexHun32163649 @raghu_venugopal Is it interactive? Has Ford endorsed it with commercials? Does the average person even know it exists? No. No. No How can anyone defend the indefensible?

Imagine if this was a "new, interactive map" of family MDs and nurse practitioners "across the province" accepting new patients; ERs with no hallway gurneys; and detox facilities ready to help people improve their lives. The things that matter more right now.

@ProsandConnor Same (I'm reading that as cat-holic)

The TikTok algorithm knows everything about my past, present and future. It is all-seeing. A god of sorts. The IG Reels algorithm thinks I’m very catholic for some reason.

Tourette's? Oh you mean Whoopsie Phrasies?

My first order as president will be sentencing "I built this fyp brick by brick" commenters to building houses for the homeless brick by brick.

[Blushing] so... Is there a 22 savage?

Think I'm running low on RAM

Sometimes I wonder if I was ever combobulated to begin with

Can't believe it's been 26 seasons and they still haven't found out who that doctor is

Not often that such superb art direction and copywriting converge on a menu