Alistair Poppins

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

@FwRudiger Foreigners what? I’m English. I’m aware of how it works.

@kentishwizard Foreigners not understanding/getting offended by English banter is always funny. We don’t mean anything by it. We’ll call our best buddy a c**t and all that will happen is he’ll tell you to stfu you dick head. That’s how we are.

Scotland fans are great. England fans are awful. I don’t know why this is but it just is.

@DomDanbury Can’t beat a good espadrille, it’ll change your life.

@kentishwizard Says the man in Espadrilles, what a gimp.

@LenMaidsto67782 I was born in England and have never lived anywhere else so I’m fairly sure I’m not.

@kentishwizard You are. You just don’t know it yet😂

@LenMaidsto67782 I’m not but ok

@kentishwizard I can help you solve this, it’s because you’re Welsh 👍🏻

@OneBomb99 That’s good to know, thanks.

@MadeInEngland07 The behaviour of England fans is what stopped me having any interest in watching England do well since the mid 2000s. I’ve seen too many pretty European town squares have chairs thrown across them.

@kentishwizard You dont know you've just been told this and think it makes you look edgy.

@AA_utd @VonBarronshire I don’t think I little country syndrome. I don’t have any reason to.

@kentishwizard @VonBarronshire You have little country syndrome just like Scotland, an inferiority complex when you have no reason to act like it.

@cfcstephenls Because I have nothing to do with them. Nobody is ever going to accuse me of being like them because I’m not Argentinian or Algerian.

@kentishwizard Well I’m too embarrassed by my own fans as well. The stop the boats flag is a complete embarrassment and any chants about Keir Starmer is stupid. But you are so quick to praise other fans good behaviour why can’t you worry about other fans bad behaviour.

The Dutch and Scots are just out having a lovely time whilst the English have to sing derogatory songs about winning World War 2. Just totally different vibes.

@leo1919111 Not allowed to enjoy an ice cream on holiday, no?

@kentishwizard Mate have a word with yourself, absolute gimp 😂

@Jamesblade1889 Why am I a little brother? I’m 6 ft 5

@kentishwizard Hates us but still talks about us. Arnt our little brothers cute. Bless em.

@misterfibuli @DallasStarsUK I believe they’re the first to get a bar shut down by police but sure.

@kentishwizard @DallasStarsUK Who made you the fun police? They’re doing nothing what fans of loads of other countries aren’t also doing, why don’t have an issue? You just a bigot?

@glynbas52 Almost certainly true.

@kentishwizard What an absolute bore you must be

@LP5359848018981 If you’re assuming I’m Scottish then I’m not and I’ve no idea what happened.

@kentishwizard I think you might be the problem btw.

@Harvo1982 @CarefreeHarvey @VonBarronshire I’m not Welsh but ok.

@CarefreeHarvey @kentishwizard @VonBarronshire You’ll never win with Welsh mate bitter little nation

@LP5359848018981 I literally don’t but ok.

@kentishwizard Come on mate, we all remember the Suez crisis

@sean_the_sheep9 I wouldn’t say I’m upset by it, I just find it rather crass.

@kentishwizard Well why you upset about it then Alistair?

@KurtFlew @VonBarronshire I’ve not seen that but if you say it happened I’m sure it did

@kentishwizard @VonBarronshire So you had no problems with ripping the flags down? Says a lot.

@cfcstephenls Not really. I’m not Argentinian or Algerian, nor do I have any links to either country. I can be embarrassed by my own country’s fans though.

@kentishwizard Hi Alistar have you got any thoughts on Algeria and Argentina fans fighting in Times Square, or are you just going to bothered about an innocent song about a winning a war 80 odd years ago

@LP5359848018981 Did something happen in 1956?

@kentishwizard If you don't understand that you shouldn't be commenting on England fans at all.