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Joni Rae

Joni Rae

@kitchenwitch

artist. patreon creator. crafty witch.

Not in the kitchen. 가입일 Ağustos 2008
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It's been a week since my whole life broke apart.
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@GearLaunch Hello again just wondering when you're going to take my STOLEN ART off of your site.
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@GearLaunch why do you allow stolen art work on your site?
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@mermaidphotog Thank you All I can do is report it and demand it gets taken down. It's a Friday. No one is there over the weekend. The campaign ends Sunday. So it's going to sit there all weekend selling my art.
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I reported it here there is an email link customteesales.co/_/dmca I emailed and got an automated response. I bet it gets to stay up all weekend. I am fuming.
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They already sold TWENTY-EIGHT. That's 28 sales I should have had. I am SO UPSET.
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Watching spouse watch tv:"u can really just lay there and not move?" "What" "u can just lay still & not have ur hands tapping out a beat or ur feet clapping under the blanket?Or ur toes wiggling&rubbing against each other or ur foot shaking?u can just be still?" "Um.yes?" Me: O.O
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Henry: "Mama, why do u have a coffee mug that says Not Paint Water?" Me: "Because sometimes I confuse the paint water and the coffee." Henry: "Ok.but... there is paint water in that cup right now." Me: "I was painting & needed some water." Henry: "Mama. YOU HAVE PROBLEMS."
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Henry: "when this movie is over I'm going sky diving." Me: "Baby, you cried when you fell down one stair yesterday." Henry: "That was accidental."
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I think I'm going to make a sign that says "Hello! Your drug dealer doesn't live here anymore. We bought the house and we are very boring. We don't even do the weeds. We don't have a forwarding address."
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"You look younger than you are" Me, awkward at humaning: "well the fat fills out my wrinkles and I've spent a lifetime out of the sun because my dad died of skin cancer."
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My Shouty Thursday is that I made significantly less on patreon this month and it is my main source of income and the damn holidays are coming. I am stressed.
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All I want for the holidays is for you to join my pay tree on. (But only if you can spare the dollar.) Because I really can be delightful. (Sometimes.) And we have a lovely group and you can collect stickers and tiny arts and coloring pages too! Patreon.com/jonirae
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Henry (8) just woke up and asked me what year it was. That must have been a deep sleep last night.
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For context, My mother in law gave me this pretty little basket box made of cloves... what do I do with it? Fill it with my children's teeth. PS I dropped it on my bed trying to take these pics and tiny teeth spilled all over my hand and that is as creepy a feeling as it sounds
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