legitimate beef

@obscenelydolled but then he redeems himself with 'it takes strength to be gentle and kind'

a normal insecure person could never have come up with this. these are the musings of a real nightmare to be around

@Acyn "but seriously folks..."

Trump: I'm polling higher than anybody has ever polled in Venezuela. So after I'm finished with this, I can go to Venezuela. I will quickly learn Spanish. It won't take too long. I'm good at language, and I will go to Venezuela. I'm going to run for president.

@atrupar weak comeback. trump was blindsided and wounded by this question.

Q: What is your response to critics-- TRUMP: I don't care about critics Q: What is your response to critics who say it's your mental health that should be examined? TRUMP: Well, I haven't heard that. You're gonna have to have more people like me

@NUCLRGOLF @TWlegion honestly the first time i ever heard of trump being apologetic

🚨☎️🇺🇸 #SORRY — Immediately after getting off the phone with President Trump at the scene of the accident, Tiger Woods told close confidante Rob McNamara: “He was very apologetic for what he did last night”, seemingly a reference to Trump’s call with Fox News which occurred the night prior, in which he revealed Tiger wouldn’t be playing in The Masters. (🎥: @TMZ_Sports)

@atrupar American people are that much against a woman president. they would rather have the worst possible alternative.

January 6 was like a much dumber version of Hitler’s Beer Hall Putsch and yet a plurality of American voters were like, Yeah, let’s give that guy the nuke codes again. An absolutely world historical debacle of societal ignorance. I’ll never understand it.

@JimJarmuschHair "On the bass, Derek Smalls. He wrote this."

There are about 4-5 lines in Rob Reiner’s films that are about as ingrained into modern culture as movie lines can get

@Acyn slovenian accent got even thicker somehow

Melania Trump: A special thank you to my husband for his enduring commitment to fostering the future. The president has prioritized America's foster care children

@TomWatsonPGA @RyderCupEurope modern day warrior mean mean stride today's tom watson mean mean pride

I’d like to congratulate @RyderCupEurope on their victory. Your team play the first few days was sensational. More importantly, I’d like to apologize for the rude and mean-spirited behavior from our American crowd at Bethpage. As a former player, Captain and as an American, I am ashamed of what happened. #RyderCup

@atrupar yeah but what does Marilyn Lockheed have to say about it?

Howard Lutnick on CNBC indicates that the Trump administration will try to partially nationalize defense companies like Lockheed Martin

@esjesjesj my pfp is black on the outside, cause black is how I feel on the inside

Oh he’s depressed

@AbigailJoyFloat @brndxix caffeine

@brndxix why do people even like matcha like what’s the pull?

another drink people are pretending to like

@brndxix make no mistake, matcha will fuck you up if you take a big enough scoop

@NUCLRGOLF If they enforce pace of play with an iron fist, I'll go.

$70 to walk 😲

@Acyn only a matter of time before he lunges at a reporter

Trump blows up at reporter Reporter: The Pentagon announced that it will be accepting the Qatari jet.. Trump: You ought to get out of here… It’s NBC trying to get off the subject. You are a terrible reporter. You ought to go back to your studio. No more questions from you. Quiet! Quiet!

@atrupar childish sounding

Pam Bondi: "We're gonna lock them up forever, and if not we're gonna send them back to El Salvador. And they need to be in a horrible prison where they're never gonna get out."

@Acyn Shut the fuck up Santos

Hageman: I think another reason we should change the name to The Gulf of America is for over 40 years, Mexico has been dumping raw sewage in the area near San Diego… That’s another reason we need to retake and claim ownership of this area

@Eagleaz4Pat @Acyn @ClaudetteGGibs1 or Butters from South Park

@Acyn @ClaudetteGGibs1 When you've lost Karl Rove...and why does Trey Gowdy always remind me of the kid from the original Little Rascals?

Rove: Tweeting out a picture of you as the pope is deeply offensive to a great many people. For example this guy from Maryland… the fact is, bring him back to the United States. Lay out the facts in a court of law. And get it done. It does no good to let that then go out there for four or five weeks and eat away at the president's approval on immigration

@atrupar Bro really loves that word "cherish"

WELKER: You are not ruling out military force to take Greenland? TRUMP: I don't rule out anything. No. Not there. We need Greenland very badly. Greenland is a very small amount of people which we'll take of and we'll cherish them and all of that. But we need that for international security.

@atrupar Donnie looking really old n crusty now

WELKER: When does it become the Trump economy? TRUMP: It partially is right now. I think the good parts are the Trump economy and the bad parts are the Biden economy

@Acyn This is not a commencement address.