ryan leonard glazer

the san jose draft party is giving me the craziest fomo of all time

wtf happened in that olympics locker room bro💀💀💀

Can someone help me put together a meal plan for myself? I don’t like cooking, grocery shopping, or eating. And I don’t have an oven or a can opener and I only have one fork

TikTok is so fucking stupid for that profile view nonsense.

@YoteGoalie70 very even and symmetrical… will have to think on this one

@lenoglazer I’d prefer eight like a spider

do you prefer ryan with two eyes or one eye?

tkachuk brothers spotted in florida

every time i see clips of this show i think of that tweet that said it’s like if mr beast made porn

This is the consequence of mass desocialization because of the internet. You're supposed to be bullied and embarrassed out of doing this shit by 14-16

For a dry ass phone I be on it alot

i’m on this fuck ass island and all i was is chipotle and starbucks #freeme

@barbiesmitty with one eye you loose out on the valuable broken busted ass nose, but also so appealing…. much to be considered

@lenoglazer tough decisions…i think both have their charms

@mc71esbian if you insist…

@lenoglazer none <3

BREAKING | Brady Tkachuk has been brutally numbermogged by Alex Ovechkin.

This announcement dropped 24 hours after the trade because 7 was taken and Brady needed time to calculate what number comes next in "the counting alphabet"

@VirgosGroovv you may be on to something here…

@lenoglazer how about 3 eyes

i really like wsh but my god half of his fans are insufferable

seeing a lot of connor talk right now

you know its truly off season when someone in tiktok is making ricklin thirst trap

Not a single teammate of Brady Tkachuk has posted about his departure. Hell, the #Sens team account itself hasn’t even thanked him for his time in Ottawa. The silence truly speaks volumes. Makes sense when the “leader” quits on you. There isn’t much left to say.