Laura Beindit

@happiestbaby I don't know if you're looking for testimonials, but I loved the Snoo SO much for my third baby it was almost unbelievable. We returned our rental today and I feel like I said goodbye to my best friend! Reach out to me if you have any opportunities!

@UMichFootball If you scoured this Earth for the person who has attended the most Michigan Football and John Mayer events, it would unquestionably be me. I cannot wait!!!

Zach Bryan will headline the first-ever concert at Michigan Stadium this September. Details » myumi.ch/Dr5W8 Tickets (Friday 10 a.m.) » myumi.ch/4jAQP

Just a reminder that this happened and ZERO fighting ensued.

This season of Stranger Things is so scary!

The sad thing is, I would love to go protest/demonstrate for gun reform...but I'm afraid I'll get shot. #BanAssaultWeaponsNow DO SOMETHING

@KelliMali Congratulations!!!!!

Well, now that there's free speech on Twitter I can say it: Polynesian sauce > Chick-fil-A sauce

Are you serious, are right-wingers really vowing to boycott Disney parks? If thats true, Disneyland truly WILL be "The Happiest Place on Earth."

Bittersweet announcement but after an amazing 2 years as an infectious disease expert I am moving on. I am now an expert in no-fly zones and Eastern European affairs. Excited to make the most of this new opportunity.

@KernelSeasons your popcorn butter spritzer is sold out EVERYWHERE, please tell me it isn't discontinued 😭

The last episode of Arthur aired today, even though I'm 30 I feel like my childhood officially ended with that

The halftime show next year needs to be @britneyspears comeback show! ...Baby One More (half)Time

Go Chloe Kim!!!! 🥇

@Nestle what happened to the Gerber ravioli pick-ups?

I'm loving The Guilded Age on HBO

omicron, waiting for me to leave my house

Lack of charity causes unhappiness, because love alone satisfies the human heart.

Abbott Elementary is really funny. Highly recommend if you're a Parks and Rec fan

Has anybody ever seen a rock eat a cookie? Elmo is just curious.

there are tears in my eyes y’all my stomach hurting twitter.com/_XMLKS/status/…