Leenu. 🇵🇸

Nasima but without a husband -

@haffftogosrry That looks fire ngl

The best steak in London. Argue with yourself

the roads in the UK are melting bro I’m not even joking

@misterrhussainn I just said the same thing a minute ago😭

The pandemic that nobody speaks about is the lack of Lucozade Orange in any Tesco

@user78625x It was the blues football ground

what is going on in birmingham i’m seeing vids of sm snow and bright pink skies

@caffeinexher At least they sent something, I ordered something from a business with good reviews. When I asked them about my parcel they said it's delayed - it's been a year now still not delivered 💀

pakistani small businesses are the worst literally; ordered a birthday bouquet and this is what they sent for 8.5k; dead roses, no flowers on baby breath and few chocolates. you try to make someones day and they ruin it instead.

@sp0derm4nn That's so relatable because why's my lil sister messaging me from my mom's phone that she needs facemasks? I bought my mother face masks instead only to later realize it was my little sister 😭

why the heck is my sister texting me from my moms phone

@astroinrealtime Say wallahi

taurus, your future is a billionaire with a pilot's license. stop settling.

@noortheclown Send over

can someone finish my sandwich im done

@lileenaaa Do me girl😋

IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE wtf

@NoContextBrits It's crazy how-

Every Tesco has someone standing outside like this.

@noortheclown I'm that orphan 😔 she's right

yall remember when i donated 10k dollars to an orphanage and gave each of the orphans a bmw

@noorulpain Tf😭

@_yakta ASR paglu

@Wabbit_Soul2 87

Fake your Age, I'll correct it by looking at your profile 😂 #Bored

@noortheclown It's 7am right now and I'm up!! I had my 7 UP moment

humor might be cooked cuz why did i laugh

@noorulpain Yayy

@noorulpain If I do, will you?

@moizgetalife I have been to Diljit, ed & atif's concert- I must say Hassan raheem....

I’ve been to a Hasan Raheem concert and I’ve been to a Kaavish concert and I can say without any doubt that those nepo babies with one banger have nothing on Hasan Raheem.