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There’s a snake in my boot

Do gluten free bitches not watch sports?????????????????

I never tweet anymore but unlocked a new personality trait when I cut the sleeves off this flannel today

me: “i’m picky about boys!!” lindsey: “you’re dating the troll boy who lives in my shoe”

I made this account to get text message alerts when @FrankIero tweeted anything at all

@miniaturemaya Literally everyone else mentioned it like “huge news! crazy pick up for this team!” And then yours is like “will she play?” 🤡 🤡 🤡 if you’re a big off season move and you want to acknowledge that, they could do it right? If they don’t think so, just don’t.. include you??

Love being the only one in this article that has literally nothing said about their play 🙃

A compilation of recent selfies

Who knew it would just take switching to a less insanely busy gym and finally buying more pre workout would lead to me working out regularly again?

@7heChosenOne I feel like I can’t “like” this – sending a lot of love your way 💕

Being told my mother most likely isn’t going to be here this time next week has been one of if not the most demoralizing things I’ve experienced in my life

@lindsimpson recruitment head of the year right here!

thinking about the lady on my college quadball team who accidentally clawed tf out of my lip at practice one day, permanently scarring her memory onto my face.. queen of leaving a mark

or white girl 👉🏼👈🏼

Free agency got me like

and yet people always cut the final line proving that y'all don't get the point of the monologue at all and sound like the tv writers who think for a woman to get her girlboss ending she can't be in a relationship

obsessed with filming beauty content (putting lotion on my exposed legs) in my apartment that hasn’t been heated in days 🤩 having feeling in your fingers is overrated

I’ll never understand Apple TV’s marketing strategy because I’m in episodes into Lessons in Chemistry, after never hearing anything about it, and think it’s a 10/10.

keeping this here for me to refer back to over and over and over again

@ryanchalm3rs oh! hell yeah

@lindsimpson this photo is incredible

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@ryanchalm3rs idk what this means

@lindsimpson lindsey.

Baker is SLINGING it