🇨🇦Canadian Eh!🇨🇦

When someone asks me to describe twitter I say they took the patients at the mental hospital off their meds and gave them iPhones.

Good morning my heathens. Enjoy your weekend shenanigans.

"You look stressed" Thanks, it's the stress.

been standing in the same spot since like 2021

@thefarmers_Dog Moooo

only engage this tweet if you love cow

Remember these waxy cups?

@SeizeTheNae @larryredwing Carson for the win. I will die on this hill.

Who’s the greatest late-night TV host of all time? A. Johnny Carson B. David Letterman C. Jay Leno D. Conan O’Brien E. Arsenio Hall F. Jon Stewart G. Jimmy Kimmel H. Craig Ferguson

ME: Well at least things can’t get any worse THEM: Invasive jumping worms that can leap a foot in the air spreading across the US

All of the animals are fighting on Twitter and I’m here for it! ❤️

I don't even know what data centers do

@kittycave2 @lippyent Agreed

@lippyent @livewire3791 Yes

💯 Better! Hmm 🤔 ?¿

Commas are important.

Mother Nature needs a Midol.

@lippyent Mhm

Oh look it’s going to snow.

@lucyshow11 I have repaired a million of those pagers .

Did you? 😜

@Snarlita6t I can’t even

@livewire3791 It is!

Animal Twitter is epic.