devan

lets fucking go!

Rank on Counter-Strike 2 🙃

How much dih could a woodchuck suh if a woodchuck could suh dih

Kazuma Okamoto has started the trend of hosting a gratitude circle in the dugout before every game 🙏

Man United fans: "You have only won 2 Premier Leagues." Liverpool fans: "We have won 20 league titles. A name change doesn't change that fact." United fans: "You only won 2 and are barely better than Leicester. Just a small club in reality." Liverpool fans: "United haven't even won the Premier League yet." United fans: "Yes we have? We have won it 13 times." Liverpool fans: "No you haven't. No team has won 13 Premier League titles." United fans: "What are you on about? We have won the Premier League 13 times." Liverpool fans: "No you haven't. You haven't even won 1 Premier League title. You haven't even been in a title race for a Premier League title!" United fan: "Yes we have. Prove we haven't." Liverpool fan: "Ok. The Premier League has only been called The Premier League since 2016. You haven't won the league since before that, so you haven't won the Premier League and you aren't even on par with Leicester." 92-93: FA Premier League 93-01: FA Carling Premiership 01-04: FA Barclaycard Premiership 04-07: FA Barclays Premier League 07-16: Barclays Premier League 16-?: Premier League United fan: "But, but that doesn't count. It's still the same league." Liverpool fan: "I know. It's always been the same league. We've tried telling you this but you're too thick to get it!"

What a team Jürgen built. The greatest centre-back I’ve ever seen. The greatest right-back. The greatest left-back. The greatest goalkeeper. Three of the greatest attackers this club has ever seen. Wonderful midfielders. And soon only Virgil and Ali will be left. Fuck you, Time.

The gifted kid to burnout stoner pipeline needs to be studied.

Alcohol Vs. Cannabis 😂

god forbid i smoke weed in public while the elites eat children.

in the middle of unc cs, one of my friend's quietly said "14 year old me hits that" and it made me deeply sad

As mad as it sounds, he’s one of the most disrespected elite players in PL history. Because his numbers are so insane, everyone just accuses him of being a stat merchant. Ridiculous footballer. What a privilege to have him in this league for so long.

my main problem is i always think i can get ready for work in 15 minutes when i have repeatedly proven that i can not

won in life because I have a girl like you

The “I hate men” girl will love you the most ngl

i’m tired of being nonchalant i miss klopp, i miss the academy boys, i miss the gay little duos, i miss the chaotic south americans

1st time i got crossfaded i just knew that shit was for me

Us now Vs us soon ❤️