Strawberry Bad Boy

@CAgovernor PLEASE GO BACK TO TWEETING LIKE THE GAY AND EXTREMELY UNPOPULAR “PRIME MINISTER” DOMALD TUMP!! HE IS “ALL IN” ON MY PLANS TO MAKE THE CAP LOCKS ACT PERMANENT!! UNLIKE THE STUPID AND VERY UNTALENTED SATAN IMPERSONATOR SLOPPY STEPHEN MILLER, OUR FAVORITE GOVERNOR -

@BenStiller You are my favorite motherfucker

Somalis are not garbage. Immigrants and refugees from anywhere are people like you and me. They should not be demonized. This country is built on the backs of people who have come from other places. It’s what our country is all about. 💙

@iamwesmoore Ted Nugent also did but at least he really committed to the bit with it.

Did Donald Trump, the President of the United States, lie about an injury to dodge the Vietnam draft?

@TheNBACentel @ChrisBHayne I showed up to a Mavericks game with my son on his favorite Luka jersey. They took us out back and shot us both in the head WTF

@KyleKulinski For how much they claim to hate gay people, they seem to think about gay sex quite a bit.

Checking in on conservatives

@TheOnlyTO I don’t

When I grow up I wanna be like @mac_nagy

@steelers make ‘em permanent. and yellow endzones.

@JustASportGuy Oh know! Pat McAfee acted like a human being instead of a corporate robot! God help us all!

Jesus Christ Pat McAfee was a disaster today 😂😂 Dude puked during his show and introduced himself to the guy he had been interviewing for 10+ minutes 😭

@PickensBurgh If I took a shot every time someone tweeted something like this since the start of the offseason, I would’ve died of liver failure by now

I just received an email about the Steelers… All I can say is oh boy. 👀

@NFLNotify Can’t hide those lyin’ eyes

Hayden Hopkins, 26-year old girlfriend of #Raiders owner Mark Davis (70), reveals she is now pregnant.

Mikey T looooong Dong! Hide your mom @J_Roch_

Alright, I’ll volunteer. I’ll be the selfless champion who puts themselves out there. I’ll be the Steelers interim O coordinator. #theregoesmyhero #classact

I steal catalytic converters

@CalebWass Tough scene

Had a girl over last night (nbd) Just realized I had a roll of toilet paper directly next to my bed (for blowing my nose) Bad visual

Today is the day I finally start going through my hundreds of dollars worth of Buffalo Wild Wings gift cards #quirkygirl

@NBCSports 2009

What do you think?

@Steelersdepot How are these still not our primary uniforms

Mason Rudolph Ranked Second-Best 3rd-String QB In NFL By Mike Tanier #Steelers #Pittsburgh #NFL steelersdepot.com/2023/05/mason-…

2 years ago ORAL Roberts made it to the Sweet 16. Last year the St. Peter PeaCOCKS made it to the Sweet 16. This year FAIRleigh DICKinson just upset a 1 seed. DO YOU SEE THE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES THE LIBS ARE SENDING OUR KIDS?!!?!??!?!?!?

@rihanna OMG YASSSSS Queen you slayyyyyyyyed so fierce

Tom Brady on the game-winning drive of Super Bowl 36, colorized. Legendary career. 🐐