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pickleball champion
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pickleball champion
@maisonfrogiela
cortisol maximalist
Kitten’s Republic of Discordia 가입일 Haziran 2022
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My goal physique honestly. Lean and wiry. Natural. Classy.
best of old hollywood@oldhllywoods
paul newman photographed at the beach in venice, 1963
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I always know when the male stylists are in at my work because they set the thermostat down to negative one billion degrees
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A lot of you are under this tweet talking about how people trivialize what autism is.
I just wanted to hop on here and say that autism is when you’re awkward and like cartoons a lot
pickleball champion@maisonfrogiela
I think the only diagnostic criteria you need for adult woman autism is if she’s already 27+ and has never been invited to a bachelorette party
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Big city people are constantly telling me “maybe you need to move to a bigger city to find love” and I’m like well how’s that going for you and the answer is always “terribly, actually”
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@maisonfrogiela has pickleball been to a bachelorette party
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I think the only diagnostic criteria you need for adult woman autism is if she’s already 27+ and has never been invited to a bachelorette party
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@sharonvape No family! Also post is a self-report lol
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@maisonfrogiela Does my cousin count I have 4 more years
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People are having food discourse on meals I’ve never heard of, being served at functions I’ve never been invited to
Kam@PatsKam
Please don’t bring the buffalo chicken dip if you’re using canned chicken. Yes, you can tell. The sauce, cheese, and ranch can’t cover up that taste 😭
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@maisonfrogiela also i’m stealing this prompt for the basis of a tweet hold up
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clumsily packing a bowl and spilling all the weed on myself and all the homies in the circle going “you’re so moe bro daisukiiii <3”
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When you have to save his life spotting him while he benches the bar and he hits you with that candy addict stare
BOBBY MARS@bobby_on_mars
MOGGED
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Do nottttt be in my ear telling me to take 500mg aspirin daily, eat marshmallows and jell-o, and drink orange juice every day unless you’re gonna post physique too. #raypeatbiggesthater
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@pigshitsonballs I’m going on May 17th with coworkers but I’m down for multiple days, I’m gonna be a wizard. Text me not sure I might be booked already
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@maisonfrogiela Are you and my stepbrother going to the renaissance fair with me next weekend I am ordering a jester outfit
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I hate going to the gym and seeing dudes using up both hip thrust machines. Very very disrespectful
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@Justininoo I was gonna put Tobias Funke but I think I subconsciously chose Brian griffin due to recency bias
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Moids think they’re baby driver WHOLE time they’re Brian Griffin from Family Guy
pickleball champion@maisonfrogiela
Bitches will say they’re Carrie Bradshaw WHOLE time they’re Marnie from Girls
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@Justininoo I had a bike and it got stolen like a year and a half ago and I just never bothered to buy a new one!
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Nothing makes me feel more like a broke tweaker than when I have to walk on the PCH
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