Mark Stephens

A guy wearing a kilt and driving a Smart Car just delivered my Gruhub order of sushi. I thought staying in for the night would spare me the weird world. But weird came to me, and I tipped it 20%

@kcowyo Which 5? Put me in coach!

Man, 5 Guys ain't shit.

@markdstephens That’s the difference between me and you. 😜

There’s a 4’10” lady in her late 80s sitting in the emergency exit row of this flight.

@BurbyCottis Ha! Didnt' think of that! Was picturing the FA coming around to ask people seated in the emergency row for verbal confirmation that they'd assist in a crisis 😬

@markdstephens More just frustrated that extra legroom went to waste.

@kcowyo Yeah?

And so we meet again..

@BurbyCottis Hero shot

Baseball.

@BurbyCottis ... and passed the first test for transitioning to middle age 🥳

Having a beer at the pizza joint I used to work at 21 years ago. It looks exactly the same, except they replaced all the photos of the Rat Pack and Frank Sinatra with TVs, and they got rid of the jukebox. It’s a damn shame.

@kcowyo @WYDOTNews Holy shit

These photos are wild! - Iconic Teton Pass into Jackson Hole suffers catastrophic collapse. Pics courtesy @WYDOTNews

@BurbyCottis How does it feel to be rich?

@markdstephens 2 Home Depot buckets, and an electric scooter.

From whence you came!!!!

Went to a Catholic wedding this weekend. Now I understand why they drink so much.

@BurbyCottis Snazzy

Got some good shots of the eclipse from upstate NY.

@BurbyCottis Are there no vegetables in NYC?

@BurbyCottis Good thing you're in healthcare. You'll need a fuckin heart doctor sooner than later.

Fuck me up, this is heaven.

Maybe we should have just let them eat the Tide pods.

@kcowyo @BurbyCottis Where was he on Jan 6 FFS

@BurbyCottis Wtf? Must need the money for his crack habit..

Good god.

@BurbyCottis Hell yes buddy!!!

Getting a pretty significant job promotion, everyone. Wish me luck on the new endeavor.

Me and ChatGPT have a thing now

@kcowyo We got lucky with that perfect weather

That time @markdstephens took me to Monument Valley and we saw this huge thunderhead over the Totem Poles #Arizona #azwx

16 yo: it was raining earlier Me: you didn’t call me crying? 16 yo: No No no no NOOOOOOOO Me: 16 yo: I turned on the windshield wipers #daddysgirl #daughter #fatherhood