Mark Talaga
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Mark Talaga
@marktalaga
My kids have access to my Twitter. 111:::fart fart dumbo butt&@3
Chicago, IL 가입일 Nisan 2009
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@Delta This is what you get when you pay for Wi-Fi? Was hoping to get some work done and ended up being nostalgic for a 28.8k dial-up modem.
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Lisa Gilroy radiates pure chaotic energy and I love it.
Lisa Gilroy@TheLisaGilroy
Guy who heard a woman has never done shrooms
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Dr. Leo Spaceman from 30 Rock deserves his own Better Call Saul
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On my way to New York for a certain bell closing ceremony on Wednesday - proud of the team for getting this done in record time! #teamwork #EVs #Sustainability
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This guy had no problem waiting at the stop light. Probably thought it was a wonderful amount of TIME.
@ComedyBangBang @neilerdude @ScottAukerman
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✨ GIVEAWAY✨
To celebrate 1 year of #ThereIsNoGameWrongDimension on #NintendoSwitch, win a non-game key for Switch!
To enter:
- Follow us @drawmeapixel
- RT this tweet
2 winners, ends on 04/28
Open to all countries where the game is available
Good luck users 🍀
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Everyone has ONLY one problem.
And it's the SAME problem.
It's called: The Upper Limit Problem.
Here is everything you need to understand and solve it 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
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@G_Riedel @JesseThorn That was my other favorite line I almost posted! 😂😂😂
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@JesseThorn Liz: I’m going to be on TV this week.
Dr. Spaceman: TV? I think you mean radio.
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he looks like if Tom Brady gave up all his Super Bowl rings to Ursula
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According to PEW research, 35% of adults in the US want to take military action even if it risks nuclear conflict with Russia.
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Hedge fund manager Pierre Andurand sees oil going as high as $200 in 2022.
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With the market white hot & Tom Brady returning to football, I know there’s an inflation/deflate-gate joke here that I’m not smart enough to make.
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@rejectedjokes Yesssss!!!!! Wanna get gassed up? Lemme hear that Frog theme 🐸
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Chrono Trigger is one of the best games of all time. I re-beat it recently and it was just as amazing as it was in 1995. Everyone in this photo should be in the hall of fame.
RPG Site@RPGSite
Chrono Trigger first released on this day in 1995. A collaborative project between the 'dream team' of Hironobu Sakaguchi (Final Fantasy, lower right), Yuji Horii (Dragon Quest, top right)) and Akira Toriyama (Dragon Ball, left). Arguably one of the greatest RPGs of all time.
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#OPTIONSBULLY SAYS
TAKING SUGGESTIONS TODAY FOR "VICTORY SONG OF THE DAY"
AND MY FRIENDS WHEN I IMPROVE? U IMPROVE
I FOUND COLLECTING 70%to75% IS THAT FU$KING SWEET SPOT
FORCES U TO GO SUPER DEEP
SO ONLY WORKS FOR SUPER BEAT UP STOCKS TO ENSURE SHORT STRIKE STILL < #200DYSMA
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#OPTIONSBULLY STRATEGY:
Selling Put Sprd=Downtrend limited next 75to150dys
Near ATM Call Sprd Bot=Name will BOUNCE in 300+dys
Far OTM Call Sprd SOLD=Limited upside in 75to150dys
Stock BOT=Expect name higher in 5yrs
Far OTM Call Sold=Earning extra on bought stock
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@ToreGrasso @unusual_whales Most of our fertilizer comes from Morocco and I’ll guarantee we’ll find a way to import from Canada’s stores. We don’t need Russia for much of anything other than their oil.
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BREAKING
U.S. President Joe Biden will call for an end of normal trade relations with Russia, clearing the way for increased tariffs on Russian imports.
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I was able to cut my gas bill to $0 by buying a $100k electric vehicle
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the last word of each line of this george herbert poem is in all caps because that’s when the beastie boys chime in
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