Matt Singer

How does Siri figure out the correct spelling of Kreg though context, but can’t turn off the bathroom lights? #SiriShaming

Me: Hey Siri, turn off “the thingy.” Siri: did you mean “that other thingy” Me: Yes Siri: Sorry there’s nothing named “that other thingy”. 🙄🙄🙄

@jpd I have a @system76 laptop and every distro that I’ve tried has worked. Check them out!

@Zeke_Cao I like the mid century styling.

Look at what my wife made for dessert! #YuleLog #baking

Who would have thought that the man who wanted to buy the biggest bird site on the planet would turn out to be a big chicken. Guess it’s hard to run a company without gov’t subsidies.

It’s weird how I can’t tell you that I’m mattbytes on other sites, but I can tell you that I met a very social macaw.

Came all the way to London for this. 🍖 @BlacklockChops

@shatil Definitely get with the program…

Do I spend the rest of my life toggling "natural" to "inverted" scrolling on new devices, or just get with the program?

@dajobe You must be hardcore.

Approved for entry by badge cop. At this time

🫡 to all of my former tweeps.

My team at Roblox is Hiring: Principal Software Engineer, Infrastructure Resource Efficiency jobs.roblox.com/careers?gh_jid…

My dog plays dumb most of the time. But she knows when I open a pack of beef jerky from two stories below, and now is trying to manipulate me.

@jayholler Hmm, you made me look at the list of statuses and now I know that your current status can be set to current status.

@andreachorst The card game is 🔥

My drunk app purchases this weekend were 🔥

Elon has no idea what he’s talking about in terms of layoffs.

@Zeke_Cao Paper or cheese?

@msilver @javawithjiva @teresa producthype.co/roadwayve/

$20 a month & the company tracks everything.

Not what we had in mind Alexa, but I like where your head’s at. 🍹