maxwellgitonga

@ngughii 😂😂 Lopha it is.

Prime Pablo Zabaleta hajui the impact he had on Thika Road.

Maasai Mara National Reserve.

These views 🤩 #WRC | #SafariRallyKenya 🇰🇪

@Asamoh_ A lot of factors come into play No two projects are ever the same so construction cost will never be a fixed amount

Cost of constructing a 3 bedroom mansion - all bedrooms en-suite from foundation to lintel is kshs 1,057,960. Waaah

@shirt_gpt @RodgersKipembe 😂😂

@RodgersKipembe My first interview I even forgot i know how to speak in English, the interviwer proceeded to ask me questions in swahili, aki

This is how you take your interview. Calm and collected.

@TuJadili @98_patrobas @afandeplease You are right.👏👏

@max_gitonga @98_patrobas @afandeplease See your fellow sheeple. Spineless men that can’t stand to the evils of the current regime

Wanted to go for my high school's 100-year celebration alafu nikaona wameannounce shetani kama Chief Guest. Na hivyo ndio sionekani

@TuJadili @98_patrobas @afandeplease Well. That's you view and you are entitled to it. For those of us that will be reuniting tomorrow, see you.

@max_gitonga @98_patrobas @afandeplease Nonsense keep supporting the same people who have helped ruin the school

@__Nogitsune I am eagerly waiting for his reaction. Boiz hakuambia Romero poa but referee waved play on😅

@max_gitonga Shakespeare yule 😂

Expression Oozing unimaliza ajab after every spurs L😂😂

@KubaiWaKubai1 @livin_omanga Pole sana. Hang in there. Time teaches you to adjust slowly. Can't say it gets better though coz there are those days.

I lost my dad last week Over months of struggle 💔 I genuinely don’t know how to feel.

@osoroKE Huwezi kula ng'ombe ushindwe kumalizia mkia.

Huyu anajua bei ya curtains kweli?

@p_atrk @kype_computers @RozenIan Hebu waambie

@max_gitonga @kype_computers @RozenIan Someone might think this is a joke lkn napier grass 2 acres you're assured of 50k+ every 3-4 months

Tsc max loan is around 1m Mkiwa wawili that 2m Payable in 8yrs Before kids begin getting too demanding financially. Mtakuwa mbali sana na that 2m within those 8yrs It’s enough to buy land and plant tea Open a 2 pumb petrol station Buy land build hostels ( around a university) check Kaimosi university land rates. Open a hardware ( if managed well one of you will quit) Etc. Date and love mature people

@kype_computers Wachana na mambo ya of late kwanza, First things first, tea is very labour intensive which requires money. So hapo already a big chunk of your capital(loan) itaingia hapo. Second, it takes about 2 yrs before you start harvesting the tea leaves. By now ushaanza kulipa loan.

@max_gitonga 🤣 what happened with tea oflate?

@2njerii Aah nice. I see what you did there😁 Only a "Here we go!" announcement beats this one.

Next year we experience HSBC Sevens in Kenya 😌😌😌👌🏾. Yeah frame 3 is my friend a magistrate . Slapped someone with life imprisonment!

@DanielSolitei @SteveNjue_ Hapo kwa harvestable in 7 days ni relative but we can allow. Anyway, more needs to be done in terms of research and development for the sector, more on value addition of the crop and all. I would love to hear all those campaigning talking about what they will do in that regard.

@SteveNjue_ @max_gitonga

In the 1990s, Mbeere North was counted among the poorest regions in Kenya. Subsistence farming of maize, millet, and beans could barely sustain families. In Kianjiru and Mbita, farmers began testing miraa varieties, working to adapt them to the semi‑arid soils. From these trials, muguka proved successful, thriving in dry conditions and harvestable in just 7 days. Today, muguka is a multi‑billion shilling industry, generating KSh 10B+ annually for the region.

@luhyaheat Greenview used to be great. But since a certain influencer aingie huko, things haven't been the same again-not sure there is a correlation there though😉. Anyways, we need the Greenview of 3yrs ago. It was a proper gem.

I genuinely just want the fish fingers and chips from that joint in tao near jamia😭 Hii wiki nayo lazima niingie tao niikule

@DanielSolitei @Fredmunene_ Hapa itabidi as farmers we make a collective decision not to use these chemicals. Or better yet, we commision some industrial chemists/agro chemists to produce safer herbicides and pesticides. Na tusisahau best practices in handling the chemicals.

@Fredmunene_ @max_gitonga

Let me break your heart today so you can make a sound decision. A friend of mine has lost his multimillion business to cancer. Until the day you start adding friends to a WhatsApp group to raise money for treatment, you will never understand this pain. Glyphosate and other weed killers are harmful. Research by Panzacchi et al., published on June 10, 2025, shows these products are carcinogenic to consumers. Now imagine what happens to farmers who handle them daily. My God. If you are from Timau in Meru, you have heard or seen what these chemicals have done to people around you. Yet the government does not care, as long as they collect taxes. Distributors do not care either, because they do not eat the food you grow. You have already given them enough money to buy organic food for themselves. Farmers, your health is your responsibility. Avoid toxic chemicals. Avoid glyphosate. Avoid weed killers. They will kill your soil, your health, and your future. #LetsGrowTogether

@DanielSolitei @Its_Roddie Very different😂 People don't even walk by you. They maintain proper social distance.

@Its_Roddie @max_gitonga Ukijaribu kupeleka Lorry marikiti ndio utajua hesabu kwa karatasi na kwa ground ni tofauti.😂

I'm listening to this guy on a pod and he is a melon farmer.. He decided brokers have crazy profit margins and decided to take his melons to the market himself.. And since that day, he started appreciating brokers because aliona shege😂😂😂😂