🫖~Maxi Tea~☕️

my bra after eating popcorn

@RiotGrlErin @NYCJellybean False

@NYCJellybean Truth!

here are some british things that are sexier than prince william: thread

@kevtagion Gorgeous 😍

@maxi_tea You're a blue print for these types of friends 🧡

You can never have too many female friends - the love that women have for their friends is a tour de force; positive friendships are the life blood of your confidence and serenity. Make more friends, feel more love, find your peace.

Freckled women are sexy

I found hope at the end of the road and I saved you a seat

@contradiction70 This made me proper chortle 😂🇬🇧

Train your mind to understand who's a phase and who's staying forever

can’t stop thinking about the time that backstreet boy asked if he was sexual and the other ones vigorously agreed.

My walk of shame now consists of walking back to get a shopping cart after realizing I can't carry 17 items in my arms through the store....

@rustygunters Cos it’s 9:52am 😁

Calorie tracker: I’ll help you see everything you ate today. White t-shirt: lol same.

There are two wolves inside you webmd: wolf cancer

@good_vibes_girl @SweatyGardener Me too anorl

@SweatyGardener I’m leaving if you do Meatball

maybe we get him to 10k followers and he’ll promise to stay 🥺

There are times when your thoughts take you by the hand and lead you nowhere.

Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don’t know what to do with them in the bedroom.