random walk off a short pier

taking a break from housewife duties to remind you all how cute i am 😌

@rieszspieces true!!

@maximalcoupling bart 👀

ok :)

@NoPoasting hi eva

@maximalcoupling hi :)

@uwukefinuwu and thank god for that hiiii

it’s saturday❤️

they killed him for having too much love in his heart 🥀

Explaining to people why I’m a Mariners fan for most of my life:

alysa liu first person in history to idgaf her way to a gold medal 😭😭😭😭😭

AND NOW SHE'S OLYMPIC CHAMPION HOLY SHIT

coming back to twitter just to tell everyone that i knew about alysa liu before she got (more) famous. queen i would do anything for you

Political speechmaking has generally degraded to the point that there's no reason to read them, rather than simply how they're reported, but Carney's Davos speech is a rare exception. "The old order is not coming back. We should not mourn it. Nostalgia is not a strategy."

@babyknifespice oh how i wish i could be sleepy lazy cozy with you

sleepy lazy cozy sunday ૮꒰˶ᵕ ༝ᵕ˶꒱ა

Why Are You So Morose White Girl ?

timewarp bathroom i missed you

@babyknifespice i’m foaming at the mouth rn

a little monday treat from THE lesbian pervert ⋆˙⟡♡

@EynMehmet it was a halloween costume!!

@maximalcoupling What happened to you? What's the reason for this?😔

i’m sorta like if gretchen from cuckoo was a grad student

@oh_itsapriltoo and by god i’m listening 🧎‍♀️

Hush now A 5'9 Asian woman with freak in her heart is speaking

@babyknifespice lesbian pervert come to san francisco 🌀🌀

oh yeah baby how does that hyperextended shoulder make you feel

WAIT PAUL AND DAVY FROM PIANO MAN ARE GAY FOR EACH OTHER