M. David Ruff 🇺🇦

Why do I consider myself agnostic instead of an atheist? Hummingbirds.

Tapping out. Hope to see some of you on the other side!

@kingubuofpoland @JAkinWalker He’s trying to suppress the vote.

When in doubt lie about cities with large Black populations

@davidmcreager There will be significantly more alcohol involved.

@mdavidruff Post tomorrows report at 7:58pm.

You don’t say.

Genuine question for my election side peeps. Beyond the blustering and head fakes, do winning campaigns know they are winning the day before? Or are they as clueless as the rest of us?

We’re all just supposed to go to work and be productive today?

The quartz Day Date is kinda epic.

I have never wanted a weekend to be over more in my life. 🤣

Just saw The Conclave. Really good film. Also, Ralph Fiennes’ character would have made an excellent chief of staff.

Holy shit.

I don’t usually play this game. But it’s worth imagining what the media would have done, during the long weeks when it obsessed about Biden’s fitness, if he had simulated oral sex with a microphone

Note of warning. You can come to my door sharing the word of your faith and I will listen politely. But when you are done, I will ask you if you’ve voted. That’s the deal.

So America . . . Can we just not?

@EvanMMinton Good. Because I am eating *all* my feelings.

Just in case anyone needed to hear this... calories don't count this close to an election.

Current vibes based prediction.

@kingubuofpoland Damn! You got California beat.

Any guesses on my friend’s costume? (I had no clue).

Remembering those who have gone on.

@wessaidwords You’re learning.

@mdavidruff A wise person once said consistency is the hob goblin of small minds 😉

Making an exception to my poll indifference bc that's my former employer! 🫡

Too soon.