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Credideris nulli mulieri Timueritis nullum virum Trust no woman, fear no man

Last week, I wanted to fix something. After the technician billed me and wouldn't budge. I told him, you cannot possibly be the only person that can fix this thing in Lagos. Guess what, every contact I have been given leads back to him. He's indeed the ONLY one.

@lollypeezle Also, the chicken in this case came before the egg, the adult Sheldon series was before the young one. It's about what sells. Both versions did.

Sheldon as a boy was daring and smart. Sheldon as an adult was smart, feminine dense and irritating. I still feel they didn’t get the character transitioning well. You can’t tell me that Young daring boy grew into that. How? 🤷🏻‍♀️

The guy you people contributed for in October of 2024 for his visa fee, just graduated with a distinction. Thank you, Twitter.

Ochanya was raped in Benue State. Ozoro festival happened in Delta State. Why is the performative dance of clowns, anti-rape tagged protest, happening in Lagos? Must Lagos always take the fall for the misfortunes of other states? Also, why is it only "Stop raping our daughters"? These are the issues.

@SAdefikayo @kunle_pata @esshman Learn / accept the correction passed with a gracious thank you and let it be. Passing expletives with your first and last word just shows what you are underneath. Shalom.

@midastorm @kunle_pata @esshman Weyrey na my English be your problem? Ode! Message has been passed. Do whatever you wanna do with the English… Natives don’t even give a shit about correct English but you want to correct mine? If that makes you feel seen and fulfilled, go ahead…Ode!!!!🤣

I still remember one wild gist a friend told me about his lecturer in OAU. Man gave them an assignment with a strict deadline, submit it at his office. Simple, right? Wrong. You don’t even enter the office. You’re meant to slide your paper under the door. Now here’s where it gets crazy… if you’re late, your paper won’t go in. Why? Because oga will already be inside, pushing it back out from the other side 😭 Imagine battling a full-grown professor through a door gap. Sometimes I really wonder what kind of humans some of these professors are.

Trophies are won on the pitch 🇸🇳⭐️⭐️

There was a bomb blast in Borno state, Nigeria yesterday evening Infact it’s exactly 24 hrs ago that the bomb blast happened. Lives were lost. Scores were killed. 100s injured. Do you know that the Nigerian Minister of Defence is in UK right now lining up to welcome Tinubu? If we talk, we are told that we complain too much.

@CAF_Media Let Morocco have the victory parade and whatever they like with the court sanctioned win, we all know Sénégal won the match and hearts on that day

The CAF Appeal Board decided that in application of Article 84 of the Regulations of the CAF Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON), the Senegal National Team is declared to have forfeited the Final Match of the TotalEnergies CAF Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON) Morocco 2025 (“the Match”), with the result of the Match being recorded as 3–0 in favour of the Fédération Royale Marocaine de Football (FRMF). cafonline.com/news/caf-appea…

@SAdefikayo @kunle_pata @esshman I guess thats why you 'hanged out' with them and not 'hung out'

@kunle_pata @esshman Nigeria is design to fuck you up mentally I hanged out today with some secondary teachers from Canada, they came for spring break trip with some of their student, if you see the way we were gisting and having meaningful discussions in btw with their students freely?🙆🏽‍♂️😳🙆🏽‍♂️

I can’t even lie, This thing always bursts my brain. And here it is: let me share it with you. Israel and Saudi Arabia are very intelligent countries for successfully selling the idea to billions of people in the world that a piece of land and building in their country is “holy land” and it is “religious duty” to leave your own country and visit to see/touch it. From a tourism and revenue point of view, this is absolute genius from Israel and Saudi Arabia. You have foolish countries like Nigeria who have a government-funded program to send people on religious pilgrimages to this country. Imagine so stupid as a country that you dedicate your own government money to fund another country’s tourism project. PS- I have no issues with anybody visiting any country they want for whatever reasons they choose. AS LONG AS they are spending their own money and government money is not used to fund a personal religious vacation. But of course, as a poor stupid country, we dedicate money we don’t have to fund pilgrimage travels and contribute tourism revenue to countries far richer than we are. Just think about how stupid the Nigerian government is. Of course I expect the mental slaves and volunteer idiots to gather and cry under this tweet.

@GbengaWemimo One person offended, another person arrested (by the military) to provide the person that offended. Meanwhile, the first offense ( reckless driving is one sided statement) Basically, misuse of power/ access.

Earlier in the night, something happened at the back of our house here My sister was around to visit and I was seeing her off together with her children 4 of them. I was holding the youngest by the hand while we stood at the junction waiting for keke. And then this keke was coming towards us, in our minds we thought he wanted to stop and carry them, I was even about to tell him where they were going but this guy didn’t stop but came directly towards us, I had to quickly grab the toddler’s hands and ran Then I noticed he was going to my neighbor’s house so I followed him there and asked why he drove that way, he asked if we’re blind and didn’t see the pointer one thing led to another and the next thing this guy was rough handling me and calling me a prostitute Immediately I picked my phone and told my husband the situation and he said just go inside the house, some people would call you The guy physically and verbally assaulted both my sis and I and he eventually left The one he came looking for who’s my neighbor started begging with his wife, I told them no problem Huby already called his boys in the military and they came within minutes and took the one that’s my neighbor away This neighbor is one of those Igede people, places in the uncompleted building behind us by the owner so also the keke rider that nearly hit us. He has been taken to guard room till he provides his kinsman. I thought he’ll take them to that person’s house and come back home but he couldn’t provide him and Huby said they should hold him till they’re able to get the other guy. I feel bad for him but at the same time, the other guy is his acquaintance, I don’t know what to do...

At least, he would have lived for a course he believed in and impacted lives in his own way…. This is also him dividing his time to teach young people about computer, all for free at a computer institute we opened about 2yrs ago. They have trained hundreds of students for free, I mean absolutely free.

That’s his wife in the first and second picture; it was the first picture we saw and by God’s grace, we had to raise money to get them a car. I saw the first picture (bcs his wife backed their baby) and challenged Pastor Segun how dangerous that was, but he said, if they did not do it, who will minister to the villagers? Paul speaking about Epaphroditus, “…..because for the work of Christ he came close to death, not regarding his life, to supply what was lacking in your service toward me.” Philippians 2:30 NKJV About Paul and Barnabas, the Apostles and Elders said; “men who have risked their lives for the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.” Acts 15:26 NKJV

@seunonigbinde Encomiums so loud it spread far! May we all be great ambassadors

May Chief Festus Adegboye Onigbinde rest in peace. Though we were not related, I came to respect his towering profile and the importance of preserving a good name. Almost every flight or introduction had me explaining that we weren’t related. There were also times I simply went along with the assumption when people concluded too quickly. May his memories remain blessed. May the Lord grant strength to his loved ones.

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@shesjomi When they know they're guilty and refuse to face the consequences; they result to gaslighting. Downgrading false rape allegation to common lies. The lie just has to be big enough no matter what the lie is. Actions and consequences should always be equal and opposite.

Omo what do you people want from her again? this is going too far . She has apologized and he’s still asking for Millions because of a common lie. If she dies, her blood will be on your heads. Every single one of you!

Tunji Disu is a professional. His time at Lagos RRS made policing humane and prompt. Wish him well in his new role as IGP. He has my best regards.

@ARISEtv First time I'm happy about a police officer being promoted! Congratulations @TunjiDisu1

President Tinubu has appointed Tunji Disu as Nigeria’s new Inspector-General of Police, replacing Kayode Egbetokun. ow.ly/BfOg106uZfH

@Letter_to_Jack I want to agree with you but I'm also aware there are exceptions to every situation. Perhaps it was a day with no checkpoints or light traffic (the kind where you only meet 3 vehicles). Very rare but not impossible. Still it was foolhardy and dangerous if it happened

It’s NOT possible. Berger to Iwo road = 115km. Physics says you’d have to travel at a minimum of 181km/hr for 38min to achieve this. Thats minus the speed and brake factor forced by bends, road traffic and check points.