Mackenzie Kruvant

Highly recommend rarely tweeting.

it might be crazy to gossip with him

everybody makes fun of the fake email job but you'd be surprised how bad some people are at the email part!

oh to be a duck gliding through cherry blossom water and not having a care in the world.

The elephant has developed a sense of belonging in the room

morning

Eveything down to the composition and colour harmony is perfect

Jeremy allen Chalamet

i covered a photoshoot during tiff in like 2018 the day after cardi b threw that shoe at nicki minaj and he was delighted talking about it with someone…that’s when i knew he was a real one

Audibly cringing every time I hit a pothole so my car knows I don’t like it either

It's always "you have ADHD" and never "thank you for telling me 14 stories in 3 mins"

Nobody fell off harder than the hammerhead shark. Was a top shark for me as a kid and now completely obsolete in media and conversation.

Imagine if he had to do the Jennifer Hudson hallway…

I love goods. But sometimes services just hit

problematic age gap between my plan and my execution

People hate daylight savings because you lose an hour. I see it as one hour closer to reporting Q1 results for the shareholders.

when i see a woman in an orthopedic boot i see a life lived

pov you’ve just run into your lesbian couple friends who’ve been fighting a lot

listening to "aint it fun" by paramore makes me feel like i'm a dog in a movie about dogs

hate when my boss gives me work to do like please go get some hoes or something