HOMELANDER OF SHEDTWT 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

no fb = i block u and suck ur dads dick

basically i just have this bucket of evil characters from hell and every 6 months i’ll pick one blindfolded and identify with them til the next one comes in

@Doughiezero the texture and stuff varies too much so it bothers me

@moemilking no vegetables....????

would u guys survive my diet

sometimes i don’t realize the drugs are working until i open my mouth and start talking a mile a minute

@psychiatrq gunplay mention

i made my strawpage as insufferable as possible

they’re scout ants so it’s not like a bunch at once but idk where the fuck they’re coming from

guys why the fuck do i keep seeing ants in my room specifically in my bed when i change my sheets weekly i shower everyday i dont eat anywhere but the dinner table i don’t even keep water in my room and everything is clean and sanitized

@b1adeangel i can make u one

Are there starlight themed diets out there somewhere??? I’m interested

this is gneuinely how i eat

@melting_ramskul this is lowkey a flex though cause losing that much is impressive

Please I want it off there’s gotta be an unethical surgeon somewhere

my nipples are communist red

@sillyleonyaoi3 cause we all know for sure that they’ve said to their boyfriend that they have bpd already and doing it again during an apology WITH A CAKE is laughable there is literally no reason to repeat yourself in such a way unless you’re trying to brush off blame

@sillyleonyaoi3 either way it’s insensitive and dumb as hell and literally fixes nothing it looks like a joke

i got something to say but someone’s going to get real pissy so i’ll keep it to myself

@sillyleonyaoi3 i think apologies like this are repetitive and unnecessary and an “i’m sorry i love you” would’ve sufficed

@moemilking i wanna know..👀

1&7 i won

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I write all my tweets with this

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