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it's not about need, it's about storing up fat for winter

the only guaranteed raise around here is with our health insurance

i went too far, you're pregnent there

Your mom's heavy at noon

That would be just another neon sign pointing towards it

push it in, pull it out! Same thing i've been doing for five years!

if i was playing starcraft instead of playing with jessica, i'd be in trouble

put it on mute till you're done shuttin' up

cause i'll beat them over the head till they do

it always degrades to monkeys and i don't know why

hey honey, come to the bedroom so i can show you this

not me, i just had a kashi and i have to go poop

this chair's been strangling my boys

my package is cleaner than some things around here

are all the students who have porn problems gone for the summer? Oh wait, there's still guys on campus.

it's okay if you're trying to sell porn

i just like to touch stuff first, there i said it!

wimpy little fingers

can you get the half-naked chick out of the chair so i can see what i'm buying

and you've got the hottest chicks thanks to playboy!