Pulp Monkey

Spoke too soon, it’s snowing urghhh

No snow here thank goodness, fire is roaring and warm cause it’s a bit chilly out

109 days of this year gone already. On this day in 1927 Mae west was sent to jail for 10 days for rudeness in her play. Dr Albert Hoffman deliberately took LSD for the first time in 1943 today. Then in 1971 on the same day Charles Manson is sentenced to death. im eating cheese

@grounder761 Yellow is a happy colour

I don't usually wear yellow. Is this a win or a loss?

@_ladylately @JulesStitch_ I guess I didn’t.

@monkey_pulp @JulesStitch_ No way you didn't watch Jessie on disney

Josie Torah and Karan Brar over the years. Trust me, you didn't see that change coming

youtu.be/1fmgNxcrL6s?si… Mmmmmm cheese. Nomnom

@urmumsausername I do when I want to spell it, same with wed nes day

I pronounce the b in subtle.

back from the Rez where I got cheap fuel and weed. Apex OG weed is the type we have today.

@hwinkler4real I sped it up, even that was taking to long so I went straight to the end only to watch what looked like a blended unicorn being dumped on the cake, what a disaster

Stop TALKING

@GCSeiler @Mericamemed Ok good, I was for a bit thinking it could be, but then thinking nah it can’t be

@Mericamemed It's hilarious that people think this is real.

I want to be an HOA president now 😂

@Mericamemed this why I didn’t want neighbours. Surely he can’t do that? That can’t be legal. It’s not junk, it’s a hoop and a gazebo type thing.

@Bobbybollocks2 Yeah, been there, it’s tough, but when you weigh up that you could be evacuating From both ends, it’s bin time

Defrosted this piece of brisket,I don’t like the colour of that fat,it’s going in the bin,it’s got a faint aroma and feels a bit tacky

@baronlordvader Nice one hahaha

I arrived early at the local restaurant last night. The manager said "Do you mind waiting for a bit?" I said "That's fine". He said "Good take these drinks to table 7" Mornin!

love may make the world go round, but nine pints of guiness and a vindaloo would make it go round really fast!

ITS FRIDAY time to Fill what's empty; empty what's full; and scratch where it itches

@eyed_loon Hopefully you mean biscuits haha

Afternoon all, after a long long time time hidden away in the darkest of recesses, I thought it was time to whip out my ginger nuts for a good airing this lunchtime🤣🤣 It's been a while. Windy AGAIN here today and dull but at least it's been dry. I've been head down working 👍👍

Forecast for Sunday. SNOW!!!!! Hahahahah

Happy Friday. It’s going to be another wet one.

if you throw a rock at a duck... what would it yell... ME?