Morgan

If you’re going to get a backdrop/banner off Amazon for a baby shower, birthday party, bachelorette party, etc… PLEASE STEAM IT. All the fold lines look absolutely terrible and I’m judging you.

@mcplen I count all my audiobooks 🤷🏽‍♀️

I feel like a podcast series should count as a book on goodreads

The Midwest Food Pyramid

@NickLorang Fluke rhymes with croquet? Is my whole life a lie or is AI trippin’?

@mcplen Literally the best part of my day was the updates! 🥰🥹

my parents had the day off so my dad planned a day of brewery hopping for the two of them🥹 they sent selfies/updates to the family chat at every stop. they are too cute

Ovens really need tiny cameras so I can check that my food isn’t burning without getting off the couch.

my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 5

The urge to wake up my baby just because I want to see her smile

@NickLorang Omg what?! HOW COOL!

Decided to use my 3D printer to figure out how the hell we’re doing this.

Me: *spends a small fortune on pacifiers* Violet: *only takes the ones fromDollar Tree*

@mcplen A very small one. Covered by scales. Like a fish…

@mcplen They poop in strings like fish. I’m assuming….

do mermaids have buttholes

@mcplen lmao is that what that means? I always pictured a sword with the handle in the middle so there’s a sword on top and bottom 😂 if that makes sense….

“double edged sword” makes no sense like only one edge is called a knife

“The only thing better than cheese is more cheese” -some random guy on TiKToK

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@mcplen @mcplen @krispyfreemyer has this happened yet?

krissy says her piercing days are over but if this tweet gets 23 likes she will get a nose hoop

I really love it when I am texting and snap chatting the same person and we are having two unrelated conversations in each respective platform 😂

Today I forgot that Friday exists…a whole day.

Whoever said “it’s no use crying over spilled milk” has CLEARLY never spilled their breast milk.