cotten headed ninny moggies

that’s it

i hate

You could literally be DEPRESSED for MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated 😭

next month is may. may everyone stfu

hickies are overrated give me a bullet wound

We lost ANOTHER Oscar-nominated actor to #that family…

it’s so fuckin annoying bro

the urge to constantly copy sounds around me sometimes pisses me off bc every single week we have landscapers and they come around with their leaf blowers and i’m literally wanting to mock a leaf blower💀💀💀😭

My five year plan is to see how it goes

@ultraarixx aweee you’ve returned🥲

@morgentaa 😂😂😭

me thus past friday

i’m high af boss

idk if i would mind

Although this movie will get my money I’m deeply aggrieved one of the original kids is an actual award winning actress and they didn’t bring this queen back

did you guys just feel that? i turned my swag on

The stretch between 4/20 and Earth Day is like hippie ramadan

The category is: shows that started off strong, but somehow lost the plot along the way & would have been better off ending earlier.

this about to be hilarious

@FatAssGlass y’all so clutch 🤣

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yal i need a new pipe or bong i don’t wanna roll a whole joint and my one hitter is broken

i wanna relate more to italian girls i hate the american girl lunch