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More people should once again see these pictures of Moom

Today's routine is just googling different nouns followed by "kitniyot?"

@WalterBestBoy Ah yes, my horrible boy also does the kinky fleece blanket stuff. We have started calling his fleece blanket Mother (and reminding me that other blankets are Forbidden Mothers)

yes he is the nastiest boy in the world. and yes i love him dearly

Lentil says good night ❤️ (volume up)

my first piece (cowritten with Catriona Innes) in a print magazine comes out today: we interviewed 13 people, mostly trans women, about how the Supreme Court ruling has affected them for @CosmopolitanUK cosmopolitan.com/uk/reports/a70…

Regrettably the new podcast involving creators we love is also extremely good (please, my podcast queue)

@SimonPulleyn Rarely has a tweet so perfectly addressed an intersection of my interests (moles were there before octopuses)

hey sorry i haven't rsvp'd to your party yet. i was weighing all the other guest's souls against the feather of ma'at before deciding whether or not i wanted to come

today the no gods no mayors podcast remembers the brave groundhog Staten Island Phil, which former mayor bill de blasio spiked into the ground so hard that he died. see you in the night lands, phil

I'm at the hooker seder and they're asking the four questions

@uncanny_eli Yeah it's uh. Very thick.

@mostly_voids there is no way i am asking them to do it slower haha they did it excruciatingly slowly this time. felt like it took 2 minutes

i just got my first intramuscular t injection and they’d better not all suck this bad

@uncanny_eli Less stressful then! Try to relax your muscle consciously as much as you can while they inject, it makes a world of difference (warming it up beforehand also helps). You might also want to ask them to inject slower and mention it was painful last time

@mostly_voids got injected by a doc

@uncanny_eli (I would say happy to take this to DMs but my DMs have been broken for months -- FB message me if you prefer?)

@uncanny_eli My first one hurt a lot and the following ones didn't. Are you self injecting?

This is how you end a broken man on a Halifax pier

@feederofcats Big "some of our cats have teeth you know" energy

adopt Bowser! who wouldn't want THIS in their home??? friendsofbearcatrescue.org/contact

Really appreciate the barista who handed me the fruitiest little flavoured latte with "here's your latte dude" this morning

There's a fun game I play called "what do the architects of this accessible toilet not think disabled people need", and a good 80% of the time the answer is coat hooks

@beaucoupbabka 🅱️ist

🅱️RUMPY !!!

me when I eat the churu of sudden sentience and consciousness

[plaintively] my survivability onion!

This Transgender Awareness Week, please give some support to It's About Bloody Time, a community-led project providing free, in-person blood testing for trans and gender-diverse people in West Oxfordshire. 🌹👇 Please share and donate here 🏳️‍⚧️ ❤️ spacehive.com/it-s-about-blo…