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-i got bounced by the girl i been stalking for a year today -Lamine Yamal got a hat trick today -my academic success is in jeopardy -i’m a skint bloke -bitchless -lost my roster -my ex stopped texting me -paying my own bills -turning 20 in a few months fuckkkkkkk

i’d be a yakubu for the right girl idc

I figa I dey fumble opportunities buh shatta ein own for be studied

Rooney stans with blue ticks are just ragebaiting, don’t engage them

He’s a ghost, he’s a god, he’s a man, he’s a guru. He's back. PEAKY BLINDERS: THE IMMORTAL MAN is now playing on Netflix.

Welcome back, Tommy Shelby. PEAKY BLINDERS: THE IMMORTAL MAN is now on Netflix.

The whole football twitter coming together to defend Neymar jnr

we could argue titles, accolades, and longevity but prime for prime, there's isn't even a single English footballer that has the footballing ability that Neymar does (I love you Rooney)

Lamine doing Neymar’s dance. 🕺

me looking at Amalia going for eid prayers instead of coming to sell Waakye

Eid Mubarak to all! 🌙 I hope you have a very special day with your family and loved ones. Wishing you all peace and happiness.

@tweetwithtrigg @sir_nunana don’t spoil my reputation mate🙄

@sir_nunana @mostlytrae apuu 😂

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Happy Eid Mubarak to anyone celebrating 🎉

@LifeOfBezos not of yourself, the environment could be a good shout

@mostlytrae Im chopped btw...... And that's the whole point.. Doesn't look like sumn I'll be proud of in the future

take more pictures fam, trust me

Ananse mu headucator

@LegacySiu Arnold

Guess the player

somewhere between young, wild and free and an anxiety attack

F3

Lowkey the first 3 months of 2026 hard pass the whole 2025

@kentaniee i got stth tho

tf does this mean

@sir_nunana settings

@mostlytrae alla programmer😂