Hannah 💖

Got to meet my besties baby boy today and it’s made me so broody (even if he kept farting on me the little stinker)

They put a gay vegan who says he'll abolish landlords in charge and it only took a month to get more members than the oldest political party in the country.

Sally Rooney on the psychological toll of renting:

Swimming during a thunderstorm is incredibly soothing ⛈️🌊

£4 for a bottle of water - airport prices are just silly

every time someone asks me about my dislike and refusal to use AI, i send them this.

Nah I’d rather be home with my cats people suck

I’m so stressed about leaving my cats to go on holiday I wish I could take them with me like we could all just hang out on the beach it would be great

Go on holiday abroad for the first time in 16 years next week and I am READY get me to the beach

Aldi yarn event has got me in a chokehold the crochet hyperfixation is SO STRONG I hope everyone’s ready for handmade Christmas presents

We don’t give “crazy women” enough credit. Being composed is easy. Do you know the courage it takes to lose your mind, do unhinged things, then collect yourself and keep living? No shame. No regret. Just madness and vibes. Madness is an art!

Bf asking if he needs to wear pink for @scenequeenrocks tomorrow poor boy ain’t ready

favourite part about getting older has been realising that i don’t have to put up with shitty friendships and realising what a good friendship actually looks like x

@harbz____ Pink hair and tan is the ultimate combo I literally never feel better than that

I love having my pink hair back when I'm home and I've fake tanned it's over for u hoes 😈

@Joshu_Mac Scalpers are already reselling for vile prices - seen resales for £400 a piece 🙃

Turns out im more out of touch than i realised and theyre actually way more expensive than this

I do not like the idea that concerts have become this huge lottery like event that people have to pray they get lucky enough to spend £100+ on

As much as I love MCR I’m not paying £200 per person for nosebleeds

No one comes between me and my shy nerdy guy

Dont list something for free on fb marketplace then ask for £50 lol

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.