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🎵And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah🎵

Sometimes I’m late because I stay like this for a long time

@xhoneyxbear468x 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Overheard a couple quietly bickering in Target. The woman goes, “Jason, I don’t have time for your shenanigans right now,” and I glanced over to see that Jason was wearing a T-shirt that said “they hate to see a silly goose winning” 🪿

@poopenfartenn you don’t ask

nobody ever wants to watch movies w me

@poopenfartenn did you let her play with them

pov: u are my noodles kiko wants to play with

@boomieboxx me when im 2 little 2 to say my joke

I've got a scary math joke but i'm 2² to say it

@poopenfartenn put a butter knife under the lid until it pops

trying to open a stuck jar top 10 worst experiences when ur alone i need help HELPPPPP HELP ME

my future gf has to be into beastiality cause she fucking with the goat

Just farted so aggressively in the Walmart self-checkout that the machine asked if I needed assistance

@poopenfartenn yaaay good job…wanna celebrate by going to a bouncy castle?

@n4sty__ it was bad at first cuz i started getting scared at the thought of doing anything but then i got over it like 3 years ago✨

i’ve had too many near death experiences at bouncy castles in my youth that i think really shaped me as a person

you could be havin the worst day of ur fuckin life and here comes ur fat ass cat begging for food again

New Summer Jellies have arrived! Meet them on our official website today💙 #jellycat #jellycatcollection #sharingjoy

Cat At Doorbell (2023)

who has my number and is pissing me off this early.

She is so positive

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