Needless_Exposition (#1 Yumeship fan, 🦈📋,🌟🐸🐓)

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@Amssassr777 He’s a dirty, dirty boy

@needless_tweets Lol I couldn't even imagine Alastor fucking clean 😭😭 he gets sweaty and bloody

Oc posting. You know what I never even thought of how Bunny would react to seeing Alastor again in hell, she wouldn't even be horrified by his appearance, she'd hear of his radio show and immediately perk up and do everything she could to find him.

@Amssassr777 Would an immaculate Alastor be all nice and clean?

I also haven't even thought of how she would react to Rosie owning Alastor's soul. She would probably feel bad for him and not say anything so she doesn't embarrass him. I think she'd also be terrified of Rosie which would make Alastor feel extremely immaculated.

@NocontextU Shaggy’s essentially insulting himself here

@NocontextU Things went downhill for Fred and Barney

@Phos_lia I thought you said he had a booty 🤣

HE HAS A BODY!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!

@NocontextU Bonus points for actually getting Dan Castellaneta to voice Homer here

@Amssassr777 I’m going to poke his tail

Y'all gonna see it anyway 🗣️🗣️

Anyways do y'all wanna see a nude wip of Alastor.... 👀?

Needless to say, Stella ordered him out but Orias was able to prove that Andrealphus no longer intimidated him thanks to being able to see Octavia again. They still talk frequently even while Orias is taking the steps to permanently live in the Lust ring

The stress of the trial’s aftermath and Orias’ poisoning was a taxing ordeal for Octavia, especially since Orias left for the Lust. They briefly reunited the day after Sinsmas but Orias and Andrealphus ended up arguing while led to Orias turning the peacock into a ferret

That Octavia picture is so cute that it makes me want to explore her friendship/relationship with Orias more. While they don’t know that they’re uncle and niece (yet), they’re the closest in age compared to the others so they always got along well ever since she was a baby

She is so adorable here. I want to adopt her

@_Boomhauer I’m pretty sure Hank got all of his “information” from Reefer Madness

@Amssassr777 @xHisSunshinex I pretty much noped out before any of the “interesting” stories because the writing style was just too unappealing

@xHisSunshinex I almost reposted until I read "violently cucking in front of infant" okay that is not a kink that's just pedophilia 😭😭

It’s actually pretty interesting that Orias dreaming about Stolas breaking free from a golden cage ended up putting him in a cage of his own. And by interesting, I mean sad. :(

@rainlacee He looks buttery…name him Butters

Guys I found this newborn blonde kitten and have been bottle feeding him for nine days. I haven't found a name yet and I really want him to have a name!! 💜

@Lemonfire11 There’s still three more seasons which means plenty of time for new characters to come in so never give up hope

Yall are they any…trans characters in Hazbin..? I feel like we’re highly underrepresented

@Morphan22V Honestly I would love to snuggle up against a pair of tits. Dicks do not make good pillows

Tits are prettier than dicks. Prove me wrong 😑

Pride month time! Myrine would definitely frequent the best spots on the Pride ring with Ethan in tow Meanwhile, Orias would be celebrating his first public Pride with Fizzarolli and Ozzie Vanille would be all about the parades and parties